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Old 03-10-2013, 07:00 PM   #1
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You know you're the male when

There are alpha and beta males. And there is The male.

The male is the only one who can have a girl do the dishes in her pretty outfit and 6" heels.

Allowing the male to take a pic while washing dishes: priceless.

It's an old pic I found in my phone.


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Old 03-10-2013, 07:01 PM   #2
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Old 03-10-2013, 07:03 PM   #3
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Girl looks like a "butterface" = every thing good 'but her face' haha jk

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Girl looks like a "butterface" = every thing good 'but her face' haha jk

in for face and boob pic
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Old 03-10-2013, 07:19 PM   #9
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nice try bro, not gonna fool me on this one. Its carrot top in a dress and heels , i can tell because I have seen him naked from behind before and ass is almost identical
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the real male wouldnt allow his female the choice of whether or not to allow him to take a picture...
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lol

You guys are missing the point. A girl with a PhD in biology doing dishes in her outfit is the point of the thread.

She does have an ass, the dress make it look weird. She would not let me take face or ass pics. Worried about her reputation.

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Old 03-10-2013, 08:07 PM   #17
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She would not let me take face or ass pics. Worried about her reputation.
Then you are not a "male"
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