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Old 11-04-2011, 05:41 PM   #1
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Old 11-04-2011, 05:44 PM   #2
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Old 11-04-2011, 05:46 PM   #3
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let me gues she say "heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there"

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let me gues she say "heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there"

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Old 11-04-2011, 05:52 PM   #5
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put penis where stapler normally is located. If she grabs penis, it is a lock.
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Old 11-04-2011, 05:59 PM   #9
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Old 11-04-2011, 06:12 PM   #11
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I poked my intern. It turned out well. So go for it.
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I poked one of the receptionists here, it too turned out well. first older chick I have been with.
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