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Old 12-08-2011, 12:44 PM   #21
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If she Asian... Order her seaweed salad when you guys at Sushi place
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:14 AM   #22
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:59 AM   #23
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It's going pretty good. My standard is ruined now by this girl.
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Old 03-21-2012, 11:58 AM   #24
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:29 AM   #26
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:12 AM   #27
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I had a rim job once and didn't care for it so now if a woman ever tries to do to me, I tell her I rather she swallow my load then waste her time trying to lick my hole, just my two cents
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:13 AM   #28
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I had a rim job once and didn't care for it so now if a woman ever tries to do to me, I tell her I rather she swallow my load then waste her time trying to lick my hole, just my two cents
yet you're willing to, quote-unquote, "suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit"

double standard much?
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:17 AM   #29
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yet you're willing to, quote-unquote, "suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit"

double standard much?
Yeah not into having my butt hole licked but definitely would suck a fart out an ass and hold it, at least until I needed to breath or I could just go back for another fart when she's ready, especially for rashida jones, I'm going to glue her face on my doll tonight
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Old 03-23-2012, 12:41 AM   #30
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:43 AM   #31
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You just mad cuz you got a hairy butt and no chicks go near it. Go trim and shower man.
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Old 03-24-2012, 01:53 AM   #32
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Old 03-24-2012, 04:45 AM   #33
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what about if your girl likes to finger your butthole, but when you try and finger her's she isn't down for it. I mean like dude come on.
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no like I'm cool with her fingering my ass, I just want to finger hers and it's like how are you fine with fingering buttholes but don't like your own being opened up?
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:07 PM   #35
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I'm having a tough time following this thread....is THIS what you're talking 'bout?

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Old 11-05-2012, 11:26 AM   #36
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:17 PM   #37
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had this happen to me a month ago. She wanted to do it so badly so I just let her, she tried to stick a finger and I told her to chill.

I dont like it at all actually. And the fact that she likes it so much makes me think theres something mentally wrong with her lol.
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Old 11-24-2012, 02:21 AM   #38
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Trim, shave (ass and balls), take a ****, shower, be sure to clean your butthole. Have your girl do what she wants but tell her only with her tongue. I find girls who are into rimming to be wild and would do anything. Ask to bang her in da butt, she'll be cool, you can do it anytime for free.

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had this happen to me a month ago. She wanted to do it so badly so I just let her, she tried to stick a finger and I told her to chill.

I dont like it at all actually. And the fact that she likes it so much makes me think theres something mentally wrong with her lol.
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Old 11-24-2012, 02:24 AM   #39
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Well no fingering just her tongue. Tongue is soft and not hard like a finger, it feels like you're taking a $hit but it's coming back in instead of out. It's kinda of hard to explain, but it feels good depending on the girl. Give it a shot, you won't lose anything.

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no like I'm cool with her fingering my ass, I just want to finger hers and it's like how are you fine with fingering buttholes but don't like your own being opened up?
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:23 AM   #40
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had this happen to me a month ago. She wanted to do it so badly so I just let her, she tried to stick a finger and I told her to chill.

I dont like it at all actually. And the fact that she likes it so much makes me think theres something mentally wrong with her lol.
If you truly care for her...
You'll post her phone number and picture. That way fellow members can give an independant review of her mental health after an "evaluation" session.

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