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Old 05-15-2015, 09:45 AM   #1
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Old 05-15-2015, 09:55 AM   #2
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Old 05-15-2015, 10:10 AM   #4
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Old 05-15-2015, 10:21 AM   #5
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that is the grossest thing I've ever ordered two of......
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Are you the guy with two d1cks?
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no, I'm just lazy at cleaning things
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I've heard if you don't clean it.... maggots form from your sperm...
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that is true.. on the plus side they add to the lubrication
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You should try it. Maybe it will keep your tampons from falling out.
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I'm not stupid enough to believe in vaginal tightening cream, or cookie sales news stories.
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