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Old 02-18-2013, 02:55 PM   #301
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:00 PM   #302
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damn, i thought spandex was supposed to hide cellulite

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look how stretched out it is, you can see right through it, the tag and all.

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Old 02-18-2013, 03:05 PM   #303
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look how stretched out it is, you can see right through it, the tag and all.

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Old 02-18-2013, 03:11 PM   #304
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:14 PM   #305
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:30 PM   #306
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:33 PM   #307
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I have just read the skinny girl article from a few pages back. Jesus. Never witnessed woman-jealousy like that before. Cruel bitch.
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:37 PM   #308
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:44 PM   #309
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save yourself the inevitable std and stick your dick in a can of baked beans. same difference
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:56 PM   #310
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I'd still put it in her, then get publicity to enter the world of celebrity bullshit.
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:36 PM   #312
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:50 PM   #313
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:54 PM   #314
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:02 PM   #315
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