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View Poll Results: Would you rather
Kate Upton 1 1.37%
$1,000,000 cash 72 98.63%
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Old 10-04-2014, 10:10 AM   #1
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Would you rather(with poll)

Would you rather...

Bang Kate Upton(only get to do her once, and ons you nut the fun ends

Or

Fnd a briefcase with $1,000,000 in nice new $100 bills

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Old 10-04-2014, 10:12 AM   #2
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Only a bunch of losers that can't get laid would pick Upton. You can smash plenty of hot tail after you get a mil.
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Old 10-04-2014, 10:47 AM   #3
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With $1M you could clone Kate Upton and have her double all to yourself.
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Old 10-04-2014, 10:53 AM   #4
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I'm a poor peasant and get laid now... gimme the million.

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Old 10-04-2014, 11:00 AM   #5
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Old 10-04-2014, 11:03 AM   #6
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take the mil, write a hand written note to kate upton letting her know my decision. she will find it offensive, find me, try to yell at me, then i'll have sex with her

duh
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Old 10-04-2014, 11:09 AM   #7
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Take the mill and buy prostitute ring

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Old 10-04-2014, 11:15 AM   #8
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Only a bunch of losers that can't get laid would pick Upton. You can smash plenty of hot tail after you get a mil.
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Old 10-04-2014, 11:34 AM   #9
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Old 10-04-2014, 12:02 PM   #10
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Turn the money in to the local authorities lost and found then politely decline Ms Upton's sexual advances.

Bunch of amateurs on here, thought everyone already had millions and were banging supermodels on the daily.
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Old 10-04-2014, 12:32 PM   #11
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Money...........all day, e'rr day! There isn't a woman on this planet that I'd choose over a million in cold hard cash. That's life changing money right there.

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Old 10-04-2014, 12:57 PM   #12
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Those poll results

Either E46F denizens are really smart, or there a a lot of people suffering from premature ejaculation
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Old 10-04-2014, 01:01 PM   #14
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Seriously, no one is going for Kate Upton? I expected 90% of the people here to pick Kate and call the people who took the money mean things.



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Old 10-04-2014, 01:04 PM   #15
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E46Fanatics comes to a complete agreement for once money over bishes
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Old 10-04-2014, 01:07 PM   #16
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We can all at least agree on two things:

Money > bitches
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Old 10-04-2014, 01:09 PM   #17
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I'd secretly record my "encounter" with Upton, and then I'd leak the video, which would set off my multi-million dollar reality TV career and clothing line


But, since I'm married, I'll just take the cash and forego the fame a riches...
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Old 10-04-2014, 01:33 PM   #18
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You can take off 6 of those zeros and i'd still choose the money.
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Old 10-04-2014, 01:44 PM   #19
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Old 10-04-2014, 01:52 PM   #20
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How big is this briefcase?

http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/milli...n_dollars.html

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If the bills are ones, this is $8,000.

If the bills are hundreds, this is $800,000.


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