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Old 02-06-2012, 07:37 PM   #1
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have you "rebooted" your sexuality?

Was reading some good stuff in the interwebs, and thought.. man I've been masturbating almost every day for the past 8 years. Does my body need a break?

I found this: REBOOTING. It's where you take about 30-90 days of stopping having sex, stopping porn, you can still have foreplay with your gal, but no masturbating. You can touch yourself in the shower, but no finishing. Apparently it stops any copulatory impotence and any sexual anxiety at all.

Thoughts? Anyone try this? Fade2Neg?
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Old 02-06-2012, 07:38 PM   #2
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That's probably harder than sticking to P90X
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Old 02-06-2012, 07:40 PM   #3
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Old 02-06-2012, 07:42 PM   #4
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Guess you missed the No Fap February thread?
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Old 02-06-2012, 07:42 PM   #5
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Tried to get on the no fap February train. Failed on the 4th
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:13 PM   #6
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I'm still in on no-fap-february. I have a date with the wife in a few days... I want to fvck her so badly, but she know's I'm doing the rebooting and is taunting me like the wh-re she is.
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:21 PM   #7
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lol wtf^
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I could never last. My body needs to blow loads and thinks I'm a reproducing machine.
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:41 PM   #9
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that's what I mean. I'm used to having glorious sex 4-5 times a week and jacking off at least that much a week... and just taking it all off is a terrible thought...
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I've stopped all porn viewing, jerking off, ect. I plan on keeping it up until Spring.


Sex is still on the table, though... but sex is the only time I will cum. I feel like a beast lately.
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I've stopped all porn viewing, jerking off, ect. I plan on keeping it up until Spring.


Sex is still on the table, though... but sex is the only time I will cum. I feel like a beast lately.
if I stopped beating it I'd probably blow in 1 minutes
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that is a big worry of mine... I don't want to be a 10 second shooter
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Can't do it, I'd wind up killing someone.
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I'm still in on no-fap-february. I have a date with the wife in a few days... I want to fvck her so badly, but she know's I'm doing the rebooting and is taunting me like the wh-re she is.
This seems like a cool idea for married people so you dont get bored of fuking your wife. But for everyone else under 40 this seems stupid.
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:23 PM   #17
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Came into this thread thinking it was something about gheybe and southpaw's sexual rebooting











nope, its about not masturbating and abstinence
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so basically you're not getting any for three months and you think this is going to make it better?

Personally, I know my first golf game of the spring is not my course record breaker, but hey, whatever you think will help.
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