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Old 02-07-2012, 08:19 AM   #21
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3 days no porn or fap. I'm only going to have sex. It takes me forever to climax. Maybe this way I can get back some sensitivity and bust quicker.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:38 AM   #22
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if I stopped beating it I'd probably blow in 1 minutes


I'm not worried about how quick I cum, I usually last for 15-20 minutes the first time anyways... just gotta switch it up and not pound away like a dog in missionary... that's the killer for me right there. Second go I'm good for at least 30-45 minutes. Maintaining the wood is the only issue... some b1tches are dead starfish and I lose arousal.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:45 AM   #23
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:22 AM   #24
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REBOOTING. It's where you take about 30-90 days of stopping having sex, stopping porn, you can still have foreplay with your gal, but no masturbating.
My girlfriend would dump me in a heart beat if she didn't get fucked on a regular basis. Fuck that.
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:44 AM   #25
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wtf guys. A man should get it or he will change into a different persone.

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Old 02-07-2012, 09:50 AM   #26
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:01 AM   #27
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Fock....jerking it every day for the past 8 years? OP needs to get laid.....
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:18 AM   #28
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Fock....jerking it every day for the past 8 years? OP needs to get laid.....
thats 99% of kids nowadays with the rise of porntube etc
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:45 AM   #29
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Old 02-07-2012, 11:08 AM   #30
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All good in theory, however its been proven regular masturbation/fornication significantly reduces the likelihood of prostrate cancer, reduces the chance of depression and most importantly, the chemicals in semen promote the release of feel good endorphin's within a woman brain which we all know, fundamentally, will equal a better sandwich.

Its a no-brainer.
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All good in theory, however its been proven regular masturbation/fornication significantly reduces the likelihood of prostrate cancer, reduces the chance of depression and most importantly, the chemicals in semen promote the release of feel good endorphin's within a woman brain which we all know, fundamentally, will equal a better sandwich.

Its a no-brainer.
Thats all positive physical gains. Mentally its all negative. What do you think is more important?
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Old 02-07-2012, 11:57 AM   #32
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this idea works fine for a single guy, if he really thinks that not masturbating for three months will improve his sex life (remember, though, first golf game of the spring).

A married guy had better get buy-in from his wife before trying this, though.
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Old 02-07-2012, 12:06 PM   #33
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Been doing the No fap, no porn, no edging since Feb 1st. I have had sex witht he gf a few times though. Which has been more enjoyable then usual.
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I found this: REBOOTING. It's where you take about 30-90 days of stopping having sex (...) Thoughts? Anyone try this? Fade2Neg?
Yep, I did it... it's called IET (or more colloquially, 'Basic Training'). 77 days. Benning or Sill, take your pick -- either one will preclude the presence of women to distract or muddle your thoughts. Side benefits include getting into great shape, free room and board, and a paycheck. The last of which may seem meager for those frequenting BMW forums, but it's no sweat if your current employer offers military pay differential; plus you're not spending any dough on food, entertainment, utilities, gas, insurance, car maintenance, or mods... much less dates or p0rn.

I did mine at almost 30, and by the time I was done I felt like I was 18 again, in more ways than one. See an Army Reserve or National Guard recruiter near you for details.
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Yep, I did it... it's called IET (or more colloquially, 'Basic Training'). 77 days. Benning or Sill, take your pick -- either one will preclude the presence of women to distract or muddle your thoughts. Side benefits include getting into great shape, free room and board, and a paycheck. The last of which may seem meager for those frequenting BMW forums, but it's no sweat if your current employer offers military pay differential; plus you're not spending any dough on food, entertainment, utilities, gas, insurance, car maintenance, or mods... much less dates or p0rn.

I did mine at almost 30, and by the time I was done I felt like I was 18 again, in more ways than one. See an Army Reserve or National Guard recruiter near you for details.
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Old 02-07-2012, 02:11 PM   #38
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If you have a gf why the hell would you stop everything? Just lay off the porn and fuck her if she wants it. I do think it's a good idea to cut down on porn though, maybe a late new years resolution
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