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Old 02-12-2012, 05:05 AM   #1
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Getting a Boner while dancing

Does everyone get one or just me? Tonight I was dancing with this mexican chick and I got one, but she didn't do anything about it. I mean I stuck it in between her cheeks, but that's about it. She went home afterwards and I ate pizza.
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Does everyone get one or just me? Tonight I was dancing with this mexican chick and I got one, but she didn't do anything about it. I mean I stuck it in between her cheeks, but that's about it. She went home afterwards and I ate pizza.
So many thoughts are going through my head right now...who knows which, if any, will come out here.

It might just be something that happens only with women from Mexico, Billy Ray, but you should really find out for sure. It could be that something is wrong and you should find out the truth sooner rather than later.

You might not be able to ever have children, Billy Ray, if it's serious. Just like with cars, these little changes are things to be explored...it could the the sign of your reproductive system wanting just a purge--heater on high, fan on low, 3 red dots--but it might be your condenser is on the fritz.

Simple test and you really should do it, Billy Ray, I'm concerned, you know.

You have to go dancing again, but with other than Mexican women.

See what happens when you dance with women from Latvia, Armenia, Peru, Costa Rica, and boys from any European country. Report back on what happens.

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Does everyone get one or just me? Tonight I was dancing with this mexican chick and I got one, but she didn't do anything about it. I mean I stuck it in between her cheeks, but that's about it. She went home afterwards and I ate pizza.
So many thoughts are going through my head right now...who knows which, if any, will come out here.

It might just be something that happens only with women from Mexico, Billy Ray, but you should really find out for sure. It could be that something is wrong and you should find out the truth sooner rather than later.

You might not be able to ever have children, Billy Ray, if it's serious. Just like with cars, these little changes are things to be explored...it could just be the sign of your, uh, 'expansion tank' needing a bleeding--heater on high, fan on low, 3 red dots--but it might be your condenser is on the fritz.

Simple test and you really should do it, Billy Ray, I'm concerned, you know.

You have to go dancing again, but with other than Mexican women.

See what happens when you dance with women from Latvia, Armenia, Peru, Costa Rica, and boys from any European country. Report back on what happens.

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And a video of jean claude van damme getting one on tv while grinding with a girl
hahahaha, i had to see this (no homo)

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