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Old 01-10-2014, 03:33 PM   #1
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The 80-year-old Amoo Hadji who lives in the village of Dezhgah (city of Farashband in Fars province of Iran), has not showered for almost 60 years. Amoo Hadji lives the most primitive life. His most valuable possession seems to be a three-inch steel pipe which he uses to smoke animal dung with.










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Old 01-10-2014, 03:40 PM   #3
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Yeah, but does he wear his shoes inside his cave.
And how warm is the water coming out of his bidet?
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Old 01-10-2014, 03:46 PM   #6
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.....he smokes animal shit?
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Old 01-10-2014, 03:47 PM   #7
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.....he smokes animal shit?
well they saw that cat poop coffee is the best in the world.
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Old 01-10-2014, 03:52 PM   #8
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he's 80, how many people that "take care of themselves" live to be 80, lol this guy is laughing in the faces of modern medicine...moral to the story is men can live much longer lives without women in them
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I'd rather live a shorter life and get laid everyday. How boring a life by yourself . I think I will pass on smoking **** out of a water pipe as well . Moral of this story ,smoke enough **** you won't care how you live
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And the other way around actually! The worlds oldest twins were
two sisters in japan who attributed their longevity (107 years) to never having married in an interview. Just so you guys know!
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He better fucking replace his cooling system soon too
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Old 01-10-2014, 05:24 PM   #18
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