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Old 02-28-2012, 07:51 PM   #1
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Someone help solve a mystery...fleshlight content

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About a week ago I noticed a charge on my account for $84 and one for $34. I had no idea what they were for so I googled the companies and the $84 charge was for a fuucking fleshlight. I played dumb and went to my bank and desputed the charges. They called the company and found out it was a "male masturbation kit" and we all laughed. The rep at the fleshlight company said it was on schedule to be delivered to my house. I never ordered this. I just showed up today in a mangled box and I'm wondering if a friend is playing a prank on me. They said it was ordered just after 5pm eastern on a tuesday so I know it wasn't some drunk decision I made.

So either one of my friends got my card info and ordered it or someone got my card info and ordered it, but why would it come to my house?

I'm going to write return to sender and drop it back in a ups box because I'm not touching this thing and the bank said to do that so they can't fight the dispute by saying that it was delivered. I think it's a funny ass situation but I'm just curious how it all went down. The second company was just some billing company and when I called they said they have over 150 clients who use their service so they can't tell me exactly what it was.

Here's a pic of the box

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Old 02-28-2012, 07:52 PM   #2
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Old 02-28-2012, 07:58 PM   #4
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it's hilarious dude. This is definitely something that a friend would do.
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Was the $34 for jelly?
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Old 02-28-2012, 08:04 PM   #8
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Was the $34 for jelly?
could be maybe. There is some kind of lube in there too.

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haha not at 5pm on a tuesday

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You should have a few glasses of wine, dim the lights, light some candles, and take it for a test drive.
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haha not at 5pm on a tuesday

lol

Fair point.


It's gotta be one of your friends. Was anyone over at your house or using your computer where your CC info might have been saved? Like on Amazon, or paypal or something?
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It's gotta be one of your friends. Was anyone over at your house or using your computer where your CC info might have been saved? Like on Amazon, or paypal or something?
no way. Maybe they got it one night when it was sitting around and they planned it out.
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J/k, but I guarantee that's what the bank teller thought
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Break up with gf, "mystery" fleshlight shows up....hmmmm
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Old 02-28-2012, 08:27 PM   #15
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J/k, but I guarantee that's what the bank teller thought
haha I used to work there. We had a few people laughing

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that's why I think it's one of my friends fuucking with me.
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You should have a few glasses of wine, dim the lights, light some candles, and take it for a test drive.
And THEN return it! Umm, ewwww.



Solly, if it's not a prank, it could be:
- The crook is one of your neighbors, was hoping you wouldn't be home at delivery, package would be left at your door and they could swoop in and grab it.

- Most mail order companies require the billing address to verify against the credit card company's records (sometimes just the ZIP, sometimes the whole thing). It could be the crook entered a different shipping address and the company just screwed up and sent it to the billing address by mistake.


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Too bad you didn't know which friend it was. You could spunk in the damn thing and give it back to them on their next birthday. That would be awesome!
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So a friend of yours knows your credit card information? Yea... I could cancel it.
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Call the company and see what email or ip that order used.
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So a friend of yours knows your credit card information? Yea... I could cancel it.
lol what do you think I did the second I noticed unauthorized charges?
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