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Old 07-18-2012, 09:08 AM   #1
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Wink Kate Upton... wait what? (NWS)

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Old 07-18-2012, 09:35 AM   #2
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:37 AM   #3
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:38 AM   #4
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Old 07-18-2012, 10:00 AM   #5
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I almost want to ask if you've ever been with a woman... Anything that jiggles that much is going to have some dimpling and cellulite.
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I almost want to ask if you've ever been with a woman... Anything that jiggles that much is going to have some dimpling and cellulite.
Hopefully once I save enough for a $3000 purse I'll be able to pull some tail. Until then...

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I almost want to ask if you've ever been with a woman... Anything that jiggles that much is going to have some dimpling and cellulite.
Especially Latin women. And it's a picture of her walking. Look at the vid posted above.... none of that in the vid.
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Especially Latin women. And it's a picture of her walking. Look at the vid posted above.... none of that in the vid.
she doesn't look that great in that vid either. no, i don't date super models, but if you are being paid to be a super model, then you need to have a body that's superior to that of the average woman. her bod really isn't that much more impressive than that of women that you and i can manage to date.
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She's super hot now, at age 19. Wait till she's 25-27 she will look like all hell. Even worse, wait til she's 34 with a kid pumped out, do not want long term!
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she doesn't look that great in that vid either. no, i don't date super models, but if you are being paid to be a super model, then you need to have a body that's superior to that of the average woman. her bod really isn't that much more impressive than that of women that you and i can manage to date.
I'll believe that when you post a picture of your current gf
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She's super hot now, at age 19. Wait till she's 25-27 she will look like all hell. Even worse, wait til she's 34 with a kid pumped out, do not want long term!
Plenty of women get better with age. I know women who looked average at 19-20, only to look stunning at 30.
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so casino is gay. hmm never would have imagined. who knew his intern was a man.
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so casino is gay. hmm never would have imagined. who knew his intern was a man.
equal opportunity employer bro.
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lmao.. the guy who couldn't get some from a 200lb chick if she was sitting on his face, bags on Kate Upton....

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I'm trying to figure out whose d!ck she sucked to get where she is, because she certainly doesn't have the type of body that would catapult one to superstardom by age 19.
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I'm trying to figure out whose d!ck she sucked to get where she is, because she certainly doesn't have the type of body that would catapult one to superstardom by age 19.
Probably Terry Richardson among others.
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