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Old 02-28-2012, 10:04 PM   #21
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lol what do you think I did the second I noticed unauthorized charges?
Ordered another one
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:50 PM   #22
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:03 PM   #23
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Think I cracked the case, well another friend figured it out. We were all away two weekends ago, 2 days before the order was made, and when I was passed out drunk my wallet was sitting on the night stand. It was definitely one of them lol.
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:07 PM   #24
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:18 PM   #25
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Break up with gf, "mystery" fleshlight shows up....hmmmm
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:23 PM   #26
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:32 PM   #27
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lol that's actually a hilarious prank by a friend
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:19 AM   #28
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So you bought a fleshlight and now you're trying to justify your decision by posting online?
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thats funny, gives me an idea to do that to my drunken friend one of these days
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:37 AM   #30
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why don't you just keep it and give us a review?
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I'll give you 40 shipped for the fleshlight. I've always wanted one
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now you can superset the sh1t out of bi's and forearms.

that's hilarious though. awesome prank.
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:03 AM   #36
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hahahah dude I'm dying.
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Mmm... Used fleshlight...

There were rumors of someone in our sister company overseas "renting" a fleshlight out to other people. I can't imagine being so desperate that that seemed to be a good idea.
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Mmm... Used fleshlight...

There were rumors of someone in our sister company overseas "renting" a fleshlight out to other people. I can't imagine being so desperate that that seemed to be a good idea.
wear a condom. Not much different than fuucking random girls right?
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