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Old 03-13-2013, 05:46 PM   #1041
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I just googled it and sent her a text, she responded back good thing you'll get something better then that on friday

But what's better then a steak :philosoraptor:
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Old 03-13-2013, 06:25 PM   #1042
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I'll go an hour if I'm trying to lay it down, but usually 30 minutes of just sex is all that's needed.

Edit: lay it down= impress a new girl
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:57 PM   #1043
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I think between the warm-up and actual main event I'm in and out in under 12 minutes every single time. I don't have time for your kind of ****
same dude, might as well go quick, recharge, and start it up again in 30 minutes. If I want an intense workout, I'll go to the gym lol
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:59 PM   #1044
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I just googled it and sent her a text, she responded back good thing you'll get something better then that on friday

But what's better then a steak :philosoraptor:
oh ****, better make sure you shower.
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:41 PM   #1045
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in the early days when i started having sex, i used to keep track ... even timed myself (not like using a stopwatch but sometimes i'd kinda know how long it has been because of how many tracks have passed on a CD or mp3 playlist... or just a quick glance at the clock)
the first time i went over an hour, i thought i had achieved some cool milestone and felt like THE MAN
but after some more sexual encounters, i got over the whole marathon session thing

anything around 15-20 mins will usually get the job done, for both me and my partner
under 5 minutes and i'm feeling real bad and trying to get things going again asap
get to 40+ mins and i just want to bust a nut
and most girls don't want you to pound it for so long because they will be hurting the next day
although there are some who just won't stop getting wet and it's like a slip and slide the entire time

that's enough of the general sex talk
now a serious question for the guys
i find that if i start feeling like ejaculation is imminent but can manage to suppress it and pass that point ...
(some kama sutra stuff right there)
then i usually end up going for a really long time
but at the cost of having a real difficult time finishing, often not being able to finish at all
anyone else experience something similar?

so with a new girl, i will often try to suppress the ejaculation and try to go a little longer so that she doesn't think i'm a minute man
but with a steady girl, i will switch back and forth between shorter and longer session depending on where we are, how much time we have, and just how we're feeling at that time
of course, i can't control it 100% but this seems to be the pattern for myself
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:54 PM   #1046
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in the early days when i started having sex, i used to keep track ... even timed myself (not like using a stopwatch but sometimes i'd kinda know how long it has been because of how many tracks have passed on a CD or mp3 playlist... or just a quick glance at the clock)
the first time i went over an hour, i thought i had achieved some cool milestone and felt like THE MAN
but after some more sexual encounters, i got over the whole marathon session thing

anything around 15-20 mins will usually get the job done, for both me and my partner
under 5 minutes and i'm feeling real bad and trying to get things going again asap
get to 40+ mins and i just want to bust a nut
and most girls don't want you to pound it for so long because they will be hurting the next day
although there are some who just won't stop getting wet and it's like a slip and slide the entire time

that's enough of the general sex talk
now a serious question for the guys
i find that if i start feeling like ejaculation is imminent but can manage to suppress it and pass that point ...
(some kama sutra stuff right there)
then i usually end up going for a really long time
but at the cost of having a real difficult time finishing, often not being able to finish at all
anyone else experience something similar?

so with a new girl, i will often try to suppress the ejaculation and try to go a little longer so that she doesn't think i'm a minute man
but with a steady girl, i will switch back and forth between shorter and longer session depending on where we are, how much time we have, and just how we're feeling at that time
of course, i can't control it 100% but this seems to be the pattern for myself
yah, that has happened to me a few times. I think the best thing you can do is not let yourself get that close to finishing... ie pull out sooner and chill for 3 or 4 seconds, then keep going.
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Old 03-13-2013, 10:32 PM   #1047
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depends if I'm feeling touchy (which I normally am) or just trying to get one off. I like thick legged but fit women so feeling that against my body is satisfying in many way. 20 minutes get them shaking and no round 2 unless I was REALLY feeling it. Ain't nobody got time fo dat..
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Old 03-14-2013, 09:19 AM   #1048
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in the early days when i started having sex, i used to keep track ... even timed myself (not like using a stopwatch but sometimes i'd kinda know how long it has been because of how many tracks have passed on a CD or mp3 playlist... or just a quick glance at the clock)
the first time i went over an hour, i thought i had achieved some cool milestone and felt like THE MAN
but after some more sexual encounters, i got over the whole marathon session thing

anything around 15-20 mins will usually get the job done, for both me and my partner
under 5 minutes and i'm feeling real bad and trying to get things going again asap
get to 40+ mins and i just want to bust a nut
and most girls don't want you to pound it for so long because they will be hurting the next day
although there are some who just won't stop getting wet and it's like a slip and slide the entire time

that's enough of the general sex talk
now a serious question for the guys
i find that if i start feeling like ejaculation is imminent but can manage to suppress it and pass that point ...
(some kama sutra stuff right there)
then i usually end up going for a really long time
but at the cost of having a real difficult time finishing, often not being able to finish at all
anyone else experience something similar?


so with a new girl, i will often try to suppress the ejaculation and try to go a little longer so that she doesn't think i'm a minute man
but with a steady girl, i will switch back and forth between shorter and longer session depending on where we are, how much time we have, and just how we're feeling at that time
of course, i can't control it 100% but this seems to be the pattern for myself
100% agree. It's happened to me. I'm like fuuck I'm going to finish...chill and change the stroke to hold back, then it's a lost cause if I'm going to finish.
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:21 AM   #1049
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That 3-4 second oral break keeps her revv'd and lets me cool down a bit.
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:39 AM   #1050
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romeo that supression works but sometimes there's a small chance that you cum inside her and then your dick shrinks so that's when you realize what happened
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Old 03-14-2013, 10:56 AM   #1051
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romeo that supression works but sometimes there's a small chance that you cum inside her and then your dick shrinks so that's when you realize what happened
no. If you don't know that you did or didn't cum there is a problem with you.
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:14 AM   #1052
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no. If you don't know that you did or didn't cum there is a problem with you.


These are the type of explanations you here w/ "surprise" pregnancies. My favorite I heard from a girl I know is that the condom just magically disappeared.
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:52 AM   #1053
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asked my gf is she knew was today was. She said "march 14th" I said noooo steak and bj day. She came back with "well you had beef last night and I warmed you up with a bj last night". I aint even mad.
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Old 03-14-2013, 12:32 PM   #1054
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Old 03-17-2013, 03:05 AM   #1055
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In other news had sex.

5th virgin in my life, not bad she was so sensitive I couldn't go full bore on her, but she definitely enjoyed herself to say the least In other more uninteresting news her cat got hit by a car...so a bit of a mix bag tonight. The magic happened last night just been so busy fixing my e30 didn't have time to post.
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Old 03-18-2013, 09:10 AM   #1056
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In other news had sex.

5th virgin in my life, not bad she was so sensitive I couldn't go full bore on her, but she definitely enjoyed herself to say the least In other more uninteresting news her cat got hit by a car...so a bit of a mix bag tonight. The magic happened last night just been so busy fixing my e30 didn't have time to post.
i want to post so many congratulatory gifs. Good job. Now I don't feel bad saying we had sex 4 times yesterday. She said she was going to brag to her friends lol.
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Old 03-18-2013, 10:18 AM   #1057
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Well St patties was pretty fun...i ended up making out with this girl who I thought was really really hot...i saw her yesterday sober and...well....that's what green beer is for.
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Old 03-18-2013, 10:40 AM   #1058
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i want to post so many congratulatory gifs. Good job. Now I don't feel bad saying we had sex 4 times yesterday. She said she was going to brag to her friends lol.
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Well St patties was pretty fun...i ended up making out with this girl who I thought was really really hot...i saw her yesterday sober and...well....that's what green beer is for.
Only four Get on my level broh

Her cat is in recovery so her mood changed we didn't do any St.patty's day drinking she is not a big drinker but I had my guiness. Instead we went go karting and saw OZ. Then went to town on her. She was borderline short bus by the end of the night leaving me time to study
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:26 PM   #1059
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I did run into a girl i wanted to date a while back..I was with two pretty good looking girl friends, and I know this chick saw. We both noticed each other immediately So I went over to say what's up, was cordial, then said it was nice seeing her and I had to go. She later comments on a photo of me saying "it was great seeing you!" then deleted it this morning..lol. I'm glad to say I'm way over her, but it feels good not giving a sh!t and when it shows...ok just had to post that. back to work.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:51 PM   #1060
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Only four Get on my level broh

Her cat is in recovery so her mood changed we didn't do any St.patty's day drinking she is not a big drinker but I had my guiness. Instead we went go karting and saw OZ. Then went to town on her. She was borderline short bus by the end of the night leaving me time to study
lol it's like 200-1 at this point. You have some catching up to do haha
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