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Old 04-24-2012, 03:34 PM   #1
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dmax--alleged comic--May 22--Gotham Comedy Club--NYC

I'm not doing the May 11 show, if you didn't catch that already, but it looks like I'll be doing Gotham Comedy Club if I get 15 people. I'm at maybe 10 already.



Tuesday, May 22--7 p.m.

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Age minimum--18

Anyway, I really hate asking/begging but I need to and hope you understand...but all start up comedians get their chance by bringing guests.

I know there's a cover charge and 2-drink minimum and I know some of you might be tight on money...I know that feeling! But, if you're one of the first to commit and need help in that regard, just PM me...I'll cover your cover and a drink! And, to sweeten the deal, and I really mean this, for your support...when I become a baller, I'll buy you whatever BMW part you need...any part! Seriously...you just need to have a little faith!

To see what you missed last time, see vid below...and tilt your head!

So, can I count you in?
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Old 04-24-2012, 03:40 PM   #2
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Where's the vid?
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Old 04-24-2012, 03:44 PM   #3
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I've hidden the vid in my sig! Or search youtube for "dmax standup"

So, 'busa, if I'm funny, you going to come up from FL to see me live in my 5-minute performance?
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I'll try to attend!
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I've hidden the vid in my sig! Or search youtube for "dmax standup"

So, 'busa, if I'm funny, you going to come up from FL to see me live in my 5-minute performance?
Ah, I have sigs disabled. I'll need to see how funny you are, but you'd have to be pretty damn hilarious for me to come to NYC!
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Old 04-24-2012, 04:08 PM   #6
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'busa, I thought I was very funny...but I'm biased!

Moonlight, hope you can make it...if I get enough bringers and make it myself!

To make it easy on you folks here's the link. BTW, it's very important you remember this: the tablecloths at the club are black...dark, solid black. You'll understand why that's important for you to know!

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I thought you said standup, not standsideways! j/k Comedy's one of the toughest entertainment fields to get into. I had a friend who tried, and my brother-in-law's trying to do the same....Good luck, sir.
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You make it sound horrible, MrAdventure, like it's a job, not an adventure...which for me, it is!
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So, interesting...

I just found another club that has 'new talent' night in NYC...also a 'bringer' show, but I only need to bring 3. I already have two that I can con into this, so really only need one more...and would much rather impose on you totally random people than on my friends! I'm sure you understand!

I don't have a date, but anyone want to volunteer to be in my bullpen if I need you? In return, one free dmax thorough going over of your car. I don't know everything, but I know a bit...and for the good of your car, and my career...you in...possibly?
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:23 AM   #10
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Updated first post...

I hope some of my alleged NY/local Fanatic friends will come. If you bring your cars, I'd be happy to discuss any BMW issues you have and/or look at your car and tell you things I notice.

Also, note the offer for free BMW parts! Yes, I'm desperate...I have to give this a chance and need your help...and hope you will help...despite the horrible things I may have said about you or to you!

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Update:

So I don't think I'm doing this, guys. I got a chance to do Gotham Comedy Club, and although I need to 'bring' a lot more people (15), it's a much better venue.

NY Comedy Club really got horrible reviews online...and wouldn't feel comfortable asking you or my friends to join me there. There's a reason, I guess, I'd only need to bring 3 people!

So, stay tuned. I'm seriously going to pursue this as, no matter the pain involved, it's a lot of fun!
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:23 PM   #12
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:29 PM   #13
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I want genuine ZCP wheels from Tischer. $5,000. I'll need an aggressive rear fender mod. Actually no i want an S54 swap.
actually scratch all that. i'll take an m3 steering wheel (tri-stitched)
Mango, you should take the wheels you want, sell them, then get your steering wheel...and also, I think, an entire new Phase IV cooling overhaul kit with titanium radiator and matching bleeder screw. Also, I hear the incolnel ETs are awesome...go for that too!

Of course, you have to actually be one of my bringers...then it's all good!

I have to say I really hope I'm as funny as I think I am. Sometimes I have my doubts! The guy after me the night I did the show in my sig called my bit an 'abortion.' Turns out, the woman who couldn't stop laughing during my act was his wife! So I think I know why he was angry! Also, his bit was entirely about him 'sharting.'

Personally, I find very few comedians funny...but personally, I take that as a promising sign! We'll see!
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is it a good show? im really considering it. whats the cover and the price of 2 drinks?
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1. You're not as grandpa looking as I thought.
2. Black person's penis.
3. I wish I could go. I would attend the fucck out of this.
4. ????
5. Profit
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is it a good show? im really considering it. whats the cover and the price of 2 drinks?
I have no idea how good it will be...I don't know who else is appearing. I do know I'll be pretty funny, even though right now I haven't a clue what I'll be saying!

I think cover is around $15 and drinks probably close to $10. The reviews of this place are pretty good, though...not some tacky, seedy comic club.

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4. ????
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Gheybe, first, thank you...second, watch your mouth...third...watch your spelling...and mostly...thank you! Wish you could make it. Someday, maybe I'll be coming to a comedy club near you...then you can attend the ...out of it!

I hope profit...but I've got a lot of car parts I'll need to pay out first!
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Old 04-30-2012, 11:57 AM   #17
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Guys/Gals,

I really appreciate whatever support you can offer. I just have to do this...should've years ago. The whole thing is freaking me out a little and I have to be careful who I tell that I want to be a comedian. It's an odd, mid-life crises sort of thing to embrace the inner me!

If Fanatics represent well, just yell out Furrie or Beagle during the show, and I'll remember to talk about either or both!

Oh, updated first post!
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wish i could attend.
make sure to have someone record again.
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They might not allow random videotaping, but maybe someone can catch me with a phone...right side up!

They will do a dvd of the show, so I get that, and can probably upload that to youtube.

I'm, like, 93.5% that I'll be funny. You might not laugh at me as much as some of the other comics, but I'm sure I'll be funnier...at least in my own mind!

The guy at my last show called my act an 'abortion,' and then proceeded to spend 10 mins. talking about his sharting in public, so in an odd way, he paid me a great compliment!
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i think im gonna go, and i have 1080p on my phone. if i record it i will upload it for you
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