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Old 04-26-2012, 03:42 PM   #121
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Good call, so I guess my question should be what's up with that sweater, weird???
The black things just look like pockets or maybe a flower detail. Its a loose floppy sweater, I don't think anything is up with it.
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Old 04-26-2012, 03:45 PM   #122
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I had to think about it, but I've gone 23 days without jerking it. I've had sex at least one time a day for every one of those days but two. I think I should make it to 90, the only thing is I'm moving to Houston, so I will have to find poon to slay there to keep my sanity.
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Old 04-26-2012, 03:54 PM   #123
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Yea having sex everyday makes it easy because nothing is better than the really thing but once you lose it everyday you go crazy. I think that's why I'm so determined to stop because I need my sanity back. I gone crazy since I broke up with my girl.
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Old 04-26-2012, 03:54 PM   #124
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i'm married. i cannot join the no fap crap. i'd die. release is release. it is a must.
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Old 04-26-2012, 03:56 PM   #125
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Seriously all this talk of fap makes me want to do it. I need to stay out this thread.
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Old 04-26-2012, 03:58 PM   #126
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Old 04-26-2012, 04:05 PM   #127
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Good call, so I guess my question should be what's up with that sweater, weird???
Just concentrate on the boobs...
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Old 04-26-2012, 04:15 PM   #128
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Old 04-26-2012, 04:53 PM   #129
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I love how supportive everyone is to not procrastabate. Keep it up guys.
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Dude seriously. I have retarded standards as it is, and staring at these girls all day just makes me aware that there are a lot of really hot girls out there, which only makes things worse.
it's true man. I am very selective when it comes to who I will make my gf. I'm convinced I need to get the fuuck out of the city I'm in if I want a very hot wife. If I'm in the same position I am now, same job, friends getting married etc, I'm fuucking off to San Diego ago again. I have to play the numbers lol.

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My guess is they are just flattering angles/outfits. I bet they marry regular lawyers, doctors, bankers.
yea, I'm none of those lol.
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i'm married. i cannot join the no fap crap. i'd die. release is release. it is a must.
+1 but I'm going to try....
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...that awkward moment you get a boner while talking to a chick for no reason
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