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Old 08-28-2013, 06:29 PM   #181
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when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the **** out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I'm fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved
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examples of his work?
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do a member search. i just got home and am already drunk
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I have never been spanked. I've never had my ass fingered, licked, or ****ed. But I want it all. My husband will not do it. He says he will someday, but he acts as though it's bad, so I'm not holding my breath. So I'm left with fantasy, porn, erotica, and my own fingers, dildos,etc. It is not enough. I want this:


come home from work and throw my bags on the floor, taking my coat off and hanging it up. I'm wearing my thigh high boots and socks with a black skirt that just covers the tops of them. My white blouse fits tightly over my breasts and is tucked in to my belted skirt. My red bra is visible beneath it. I'm wearing my collar today. I'm wearing white cotton panties. I feel very sexy and I received a lot of attention at work. I know I've been naughty. He is going to have to punish me, I know. My pussy clenches in anticipation.


When I turn around, he is standing in the doorway, looking me up and down. I can see the desire in his eyes. He is so sexy standing there,still in his work clothes, dress pants, button down shirt, with the sleeves rolled up. Strong hands and arms. Muscular and hairy body underneath. Evening stubble gracing his face. But his eyes are darkening. I bend over to pick up my bags and hear his intake of breath. When I stand, he says firmly, "Come here." I do. I stand in front of him and he reaches down and pulls my skirt up, grasping my mound through my panties with his other hand. I'm gazing at his face, looking for approval or pleasure, but he looks annoyed. He rubs my wet mound some, causing me to squirm, and then he turns me around, pulling my hands behind me and holding my wrists with one hand and pushes me toward the couch, saying under his breath, "We have talked about this before. You go out dressed like a slut and come home with your panties drenched."


He sits as he turns me around and pulls me down over his lap, taking hold of my hands again, behind my back. He tells me, "Clasp your hands together and keep them there. If you move them, I will tie them together" and then he lets go of them. My head is on the couch, breasts pressed against the outside of his leg, belly over his crotch, and ass hanging on the other side, completely vulnerable. He begins to rub my ass through my skirt and I wiggle a little. He says, "Stay still." I try. He says, "I bet you loved all the attention you got today, slut." And I begin to say, "Yes, but..." And he says, "Don't talk." I'm silent. For a few moments he doesn't do anything. Just being there in that position, waiting for his punishment, I am feeling shame and arousal. He lifts my skirt then, rubbing my panties, and then the spank comes. SPANK! Right on the middle of my ass. Then another and another, on each cheek. SPANK! SPANK! I squirm and he scolds,"Don't move." I try to hold still and then he takes hold of the top of my panties and slowly pulls them down, exposing my bare ass. I feel the air on my flesh, and then his warm, rough hand begins to rub. I'm trying not to moan out loud, but it's difficult.


I hear his breathing now. I push my ass up a little, risking his scolding, but he says nothing. Then, SPANK! And then he spanks me several times, alternating sides. It hurts and feels almost like he's trying to control his own response. I feel his cock hardening against my belly. The pain merges with my desire and my pussy begins to clench and drip. He stops and rubs the stinging flesh, then, runs a finger down the crack, making me shiver. His cock is rock hard beneath me and he is struggling not to press up against me. He reaches his fingers then between my halfway down panties and ass, and rubs my dripping pussy, running a finger along and almost dipping in. He is now looking at my pink ass, dripping pussy, and my thighs, my boots still on. He pulls my panties down to the top of my boots roughly, then. Then, SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! He spanks the middle of my ass, several times, then stops and rubs my raw flesh again, sending intense pain and pleasure throughout my body. He rubs my pussy again, dipping his finger in this time, wetting it. Then runs it back up, slowly, stopping at my asshole. Then he runs his wet finger around it. I squirm and moan a little and he presses his hips up, digging his hard cock into my belly. He spanks me then halfheartedly, then continues his exploration of my ass. Using his wet finger to tease my asshole. He rubs my ass with his other hand, then presses his finger into my ass to his first knuckle, probing. I am squirming a lot, now, and he presses me down, trying to hold me still. He spanks a few more times, bringing my cries of pain and pleasure, still probing my ass, now with two fingers to the second knuckle. He is thrusting me up now with his hips. I am pressing my hips down and back, trying to take more of him.

He digs his fingers into me, three in my ass and one in my pussy now, and thrusts them in and out as I moan loudly, bucking my ass, losing control. He puts a hand on my lower back and presses me down, then rubs my ass, and slaps lightly on my pink flesh as I cum violently on his lap, my ass and pussy spasming around his fingers, crying out. He continues to thrust his fingers into me until I stop shaking and my body relaxes. Then he pushes me down from his lap, pulling me between his legs where I urgently tug at his belt, button, and zipper, hands shaking. His hands are on his thighs as he watches me free his rock hard cock from his pants, bringing a groan of relief and pleasure. I hungrily take his cock in my mouth, licking and sucking him, causing him to throw his head back with a moan. Then he takes hold of my head, pressing me down on his rod, and I work my way down his cock, swallowing him into my throat. He holds me there until I struggle, then lets me up for air. Then he says, in a gruff voice, "Turn around and get on your hands and knees." I almost cum again when he says it, quickly turning and doing as I'm asked.


He stays seated, lightly stroking his hard, wet, throbbing cock as he watches me there, still in my boots, panties down over them, skirt raised to my waist. He says, "Shake your ass for me, slut." I oblige, shaking and swaying my ass for him, enticing him to do what I know he wants to do, and what I want him to do. My ass is longing to be filled with something more than his fingers. He sits and watches for a few moments, then orders me, "Pull those panties all the way off and then put your head on the floor and spread your ass for me." I tug my panties off, almost ripping them in my urgency. Then I lean forward, placing my head on the floor to one side, and reach back to take hold of my ass cheeks and spread them wide for him. I hear his intake of breath, and, "Sooo beautiful, slut. Your ass belongs to me. You shouldn't be showing your ass to other men, slut. Now you'll see what happens when you do." I shiver with fear and excitement.He slowly and deliberately pulls his pants all the way off, lifting his feet to free them and throws them to the side, then unbuttons his shirt,slowly, as I remain in position, ass high and spread wide, knowing he is looking at me the whole time. He pulls his shirt off and slides down off the couch to his knees, moving behind me, but not touching me.


He reaches forward after a moment, touching my hands as they spread my ass for his view. I am quivering, my pussy dripping. He moves forward a little, his bouncing cock brushing against me and I gasp. His hands take hold of my hips and he moves his hips so the tip of his cock is brushing my exposed asshole. I suck in my breath, wanting his cock in my ass so much. He knows, and he teases me, even though I know he wants it just as much. He has so much self control. I have none. He could tease me mercilessly now, and then walk away. I don't know how he does it.

I can feel him shaking, though, and I love to make him lose control. So I wiggle my ass a little and push back some, seating his head right at my puckered hole. I feel him shiver and I do, too. Then he takes hold of his cock and drags it through my pussy juices and back up to my asshole. Then I know I've got him, because he leans down and begins licking my ass. He does that when my ass is driving him crazy. I love it. And I love his tongue in my ass.I'm still holding myself wide, shaking as he hungrily licks my ass, rimming my hole, and thrusting his tongue inside. I am so close to cumming again.


He stops, then, pulling his cock up to my ass again, grabbing my hips, and impaling me roughly, causing me to cry out loudly with surprise and pain. He says, "There, slut. How does that feel? All of those men looking at you today wanted to do this to you. You like it, slut? You like that big hard cock slamming your ass?" I cough out, "Yes! I want YOUR cock slamming my ass. Yes!" With that he grabs my hip with one hand and grasps my hair with the other, pulling me back hard onto his cock, making me scream. Then he pounds me mercilessly as I take it, feeling the raw pain in my ass and loving it, wanting it, harder. I beg, "**** my ass, baby! Harder! Deeper!" He obliges. My body is feeling the pain and the pleasure, too much for me. Screaming, "Ahhhhhhh, God! Baby! **** my ass! **** me!" My body gives way,shuddering, and I can't even tell which part of me is cumming. My whole body tensing and spasming, shaking. My breaths hitching as I lose complete control of myself and he drives himself home inside me. He cries out loudly, slamming into me one more time and pumping his load into my raw ass. I'm crying and whimpering, body spasming, cumming all over him.


It's several moments before we begin to recover. He slips out of my ass, followed by his huge load of cum, which he watches dripping out of me. Then, he pulls me back onto his lap. We sit against the couch and he caresses my face, wrapping his arms around me, kissing me, loving me. I know he loves me. I feel safe. I feel cared for. I feel thoroughly ****ed.
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She has been fixated on licking my asshole ever since we first started going out (about a week ago). I've never been into ass play, but she is really into caressing my cinnamon starfish when we're having sex and she always gets really close with her tongue when she gives me oral sex but I always clench up. I tell her over and over that I don't want to do that (her licking my fartbox), but she's really fixated on being able to do that.

Well, we were making out this morning, and she started giving me head for a while and that's great. It felt good. Then, She started licking my balls, and sucking on them. Still great, because my balls need to be sucked on every now and then. Then (while I'm lying on my back) she sort of started pushing my legs up towards my chest and started licking lower towards my ass.

I guess I just wanted to show her once and for all that I didn't want her down there so I farted really hard.

She immediately jumped back and started gagging and nearly vomiting and saying that it tasted like garlic. I kept apologizing and acting really sorry. I kept telling her I was so sorry and it was because of the 3 bean chili we ate the night before. I keep apologizing, but if she ever licks my ass again I'm going to once more fart in her mouth.
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First of all I am a 45 year old male, American.

I met the woman who would become my wife in my late 20's while we were both working in public education, believing that working for the public good would lead to a more fulfilling life than working to make large sums of money. We were a perfect match, and we agreed early in our relationship that we would strive to be rational, sensible people and not fall for any of the numerous manipulative messages force-fed to us by the various hype factories of the world, like businesses and churches, etc.

To that end, we agreed upon having a small wedding with only our closest friends and family. Rather than spending two month's salary on a blood diamond ring, I instead got her a gold ring worth roughly two week's of pay, and from her I got a watch worth roughly the same amount of work.

We contented ourselves with a small mortgage-free home in a neighborhood with reasonably low crime rates. We led very healthy lifestyles, eating mostly home-cooked organic foods, and exercising outside six days a week. We had plenty of sex and eventually we had three children. Financially we were solid as well: avoiding debt, saving money for our retirement, and setting aside a bit so that our children could have a small financial boost from us when taking out student loans for university. Everything seemed great until roughly thirteen years later.

It all began to spiral out of control when my wife and four year old daughter got in a car accident. Because there was no scientific evidence towards the effectiveness of car seats, we had decided not to get one for my daughter. As a result, when my wife crashed she went flying out of her seat slipping through the seat belt and going through the windshield. She was then run over by another car and killed. My wife, on the other hand, was not physically harmed because the seat belt had kept her in place.

My wife was, however, ravaged emotionally. She had always been depressed before this, due to a number of factors that I should have noticed taken care of. Her obligation to work made her feel as though she had failed in her role as a mother, and despite the number of inexpensive methods to make it seem more roomy, our house's small size was creating stress in her life. During this time she became incredibly distant.

Meanwhile, problems were beginning to emerge with my two older children, a fifteen year old girl and a thirteen year old boy. Because we had given them vaccines when they were infants and not purchased them baby tapes, I was informed that were both autistic retards and thus needed to be placed in the special education program. But this was only the first of many issues.

For our daughter, my wife and I had taken what seemed like a smart approach to sexual education. We told her that her sexual feelings were natural and that having sex was O.K. so long as it was with someone that she had been with long enough to know that he/she loved and respected her. We were foolish not to realize what the outcome of this would be. She came home one day, crying, informing me that she and her bisexual friend had decided it would be okay to be gang-banged by half of the boys in her high school (she had organized the gang-bang using facebook, which I had permitted her to use last year when she got straight A's on her report card). Though she had insisted upon having the boys wear condoms, one of them broke. I immediately scheduled an appointment to get her tested for pregnancy and STDs. She was diagnosed with AIDS and was pregnant with a baby who she decided to abort. When we aborted the child it was exactly as bloody and gruesome as the pro-life protester's signs had predicted it would be.

I asked her if there were any other reasons why she had done this, and she gave me a truthful answer: she had self-esteem issues. Because we had not purchased the necessary array of beauty products, and had not encouraged her to use shampoo, soap, and moisturizer significantly more than health professionals advise, she had become incredibly ugly. Her low fashion budget was also to blame. She committed suicide later that week.

After catching wind of her sister's abortion, my son decided that human life was worthless and that it would be a good idea to perform a school shooting. Other factors that played into his actions included his science class teaching him about evolution and survival of the fittest, the T-rated games he had begun to play, and two hunting rifles I kept locked away in the garage for our annual father-son hunting trips. He killed ten students at his school before killing himself.

I was devastated, my wife even more so, and so we both went to a psychological counselor. Unfortunately, this backfired in a way that any sensible person would be able to predict, because psychology it turns out is utter bullshit and only makes people feel worse. We were forced to go to a mental hospital for two months where we were treated by painful electro-shock therapy. We were given anti-depressants that made us get voices in our heads that told us to murder each other.

The tragedies kept coming. On her visit to the doctor, my wife was diagnosed with fatal breast cancer. If only she had gotten screened annually instead of biennially, the doctor explained, then he would have detected it in time. He also told me that when a news report came out that her cellphone was causing cancer, we should have purchased a new model that was guaranteed to not be carcinogenic. She only had a year to live.

My once-lovely wife became addicted to the marijuana that we would smoke once a week in what seemed like a harmless way to chill out. However, she kept smoking more and more until she overdosed while I was at work. In a state of weed-induced madness, she wandered out of her house and went to a bar. The marijuana caused her to forget about her marriage with me (the memory of which I should have reinforced by giving her a giant ring and a overly-grandiose wedding) and cheat on me.

When I found out about this I tried to be sensible and forgive her for her one-time mistake, but E46Fanatics OT's common sense once again proved to be smarter than me. The next day I came home to an empty home. She had taken all of my possessions to live with the man she met at the bar. She died a few months later.

Though I had suffered a lot of misfortune, I tried to stay upbeat and cheerfully hard for mine and the world's sake. However, I was interrupted when Jesus appeared, announcing that rapture was occurring and that I was to be sentenced to hell for all eternity because of my low church attendance and stance on gay marriage. Jesus explained that I was very short-sighted in deciding to be agnostic, because the bible taught that the end of the world could happen any day.
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