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Old 05-11-2012, 08:47 AM   #1
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Ok this is a taboo subject. I love banging hookers. I started in my early twenties. Even though I've always had a gf I couldn't stay away with banging hookers. Here in the Bay Area if you're from here, you may know of the Asian massage parlors that used to exist in SF. Walk in and it was a straight brothel with hotass Korean, Thai, Chinese, Vietnamese women. All sitting on a sofa and smiling at you wanting you to pick them. It was exciting and awesome. Most of my best sexual experiences have been with hookers. Normal girlfriends couldn't do some of the things I'd get from pay 4 play. The Asian massage parlors were busted sometime back in 2004 I think, and since then the girls have moved on to apartment scheduling type settings, which are great also because its a lot more relaxing.

Now the last few years I've discovered a whole new world of mongering in Thailand, Pattaya to be specific. I know there is a lot of negative press on Thailand's reputation for underage and tranny *****s, and yes that stuff is widely available but it's not what I'm into. I bang ladies at least 19 years old and up. It is cheap and good. I'm telling you fellas, those Thai women's bodies are so soft and unbelievable, and have such tight little pussies its so amazing man. And for you ladies, don't worry there is action for you as well. Lots of Western ladies visit Thailand for P4P also and get themselves a little skinny Thai man to bang her. I'm happy for all parties involved.

What pisses me off is here in the Western world and culture, society breeds such negativity on prostitution trade. Every time a news story is written is always includes the words "human trafficking" and "slavery" and "underage exploitation". That is all a bunch of BS. All hookers I have seen have done it on their own free will and were happy I was giving them my business. They do it for the money and they get lots of it.

Anyways that's my story. So how about the rest of you? Anyone like to share?
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My game does kinda suck to be honest. Just this past weekend I was in Vegas with a group of friends and we're all at club Xs at the Wynn, one lady friend wanted to hook me up with this hotass friend of hers that had come down from Seattle to party and get laid and I was the Chosen One. She probably did all she could to initiate contact but for some reason I just wasn't feeling it. We were both staying at the same hotel and I even had my own room too since I was a last minute decision to go. My friends were so disappointed in me I feel bad now like I let down my parents or something. Its not that I don't get my opportunities with normal girls, its I don't look to close the deal anymore. I'm perfectly happy banging girls for money and I look forward to my trips to Thailand.
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Wouldn't do it myself but I love hearing friends' stories. Funny too because I know someone that goes to Thailand once a year just for the pvssy!
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I remember my first time with a hooker was when I was 20 in Chinatown, NYC. She was Korean and her name was Cindy. First, she took me to a locker room so she could strip me down and then proceeded to take me to a shower stall. Then, she washed me down and we headed to her room about the size of a dorm room. She told me to lay there for a couple of minutes while she went to freshen up. She came back, stripped down and hopped onto the bed and started to hold my legs up and licked my butt hole Afterwards, she started to lick my toes and then you guys know the rest. But, I must admit I was a little uncomfortable at first but the a55 and toes licking was actually Really good! For those of you who has never done it I highly recommend you tell your girl to try it on you, it feels really good No BS.

edit: btw, it was $160/intercourse until you bust and I tipped her $40.

edit: it's 365 Canal St in Chinatown just incase any of you guys frequent the area. I haven't checked back since then so I don't know if they are still in business.

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That's focking pathetic, lol. This is a far worse problem that what's going on in the no fap thread.

I've always been of the opinion that those who go to hookers can't swing it in real life with girls, or they are just lazy fvcks.
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My friends and me were doing E at the time so it makes you horny. He was chatting with his girl on the phone and we dragged him to go with us,
it was like 2 or 3 in the morning
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That's focking pathetic, lol. This is a far worse problem that what's going on in the no fap thread.

I've always been of the opinion that those who go to hookers can't swing it in real life with girls, or they are just lazy fvcks.
Once or twice, ok I get the novelty of it and you've checked that one off the bucket list if it's on there. Anything more than that and it's just pathetic.
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That's focking pathetic, lol. This is a far worse problem that what's going on in the no fap thread.

I've always been of the opinion that those who go to hookers can't swing it in real life with girls, or they are just lazy fvcks.
Interviewer to Charlie Sheen: "Youre a famous movie star. You can walk into any bar and sleep with half the women there. Why do you pay these prostitutes to have sex with you?"

Charlie Sheen: "I dont pay them to have sex with me. I pay them to leave when I'm done."

Having said that, I have never and will never bang a hooker. But I understand those that take a pragmatic approach to it.
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