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Old 05-11-2012, 11:50 AM   #21
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:56 AM   #22
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How much would you guys pay for this one?
I can see her charging a grand


Never banged a hooker, but I did pick up some girl in Vegas when I was drunk at 6am, as we got on the bed she started discussing rates and I offered her a bottle of vodka we had left over. When hookers get mad, they're furious, she turned from being the cute girl next door to the nastiest chick cursing me out and left.
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if you were a hooker it would be your job to have a boner. sometimes you would be paid extra if it was a weird boner.
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I can see her charging a grand


Never banged a hooker, but I did pick up some girl in Vegas when I was drunk at 6am, as we got on the bed she started discussing rates and I offered her a bottle of vodka we had left over. When hookers get mad, they're furious, she turned from being the cute girl next door to the nastiest chick cursing me out and left.
Last time I was in vegas I was walking out of the MGM as this smoking chick is walking in. As I walk by her with my friends I say "hey gorgeous" and nodded my head... she immediately spun around, started walking by my side, put her arm around me, and goes "so where are we going tonight"...

Threw my hands in the air and was like "up nope no no no not looking for that".

When it appears too good to be true, it likely it.... especially in vegas.
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So, so true...

On another note, my cousin once employed a girl for such services. After a long night of partying, he had some trouble performing. The girl gave him his money back. True story. There really are some hearts of gold out there boys...
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So, so true...

On another note, my cousin once employed a girl for such services. After a long night of partying, he had some trouble performing. The girl gave him his money back. True story. There really are some hearts of gold out there boys...
yeah. "my cousin".
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Once or twice, ok I get the novelty of it and you've checked that one off the bucket list if it's on there. Anything more than that and it's just pathetic.
I think it is a good idea to eliminate that one from the bucket.
The chance of getting an STD that won't go away is too great.
HIV, Hepatitis B, Herpes etc.... no thanks.

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How?


If you are spending money on a chick to get laid then yeah that's just as bad I guess.
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If you are spending money on a chick to get laid then yeah that's just as bad I guess.
And you just described almost every male on this planet. The ones who disagree are in denial.
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And you just described almost every male on this planet. The ones who disagree are in denial.
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