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Old 05-11-2012, 06:33 PM   #41
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i've never done it, but if the hot ones were substantially cheaper, i wouldnt be opposed to it
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Old 05-11-2012, 06:38 PM   #42
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Back in the day...and I mean before I was married...I would just cook Quiche Lorraine and every woman who ever ate it wanted me.

Okay, I paid for it...maybe $10 in ingredients and some DIY time.

You think if I offered a bite of it to a hooker in NY it would work?
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:42 PM   #43
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Instead of spending money on women, just spend it upgrading yourself and the chicks will come naturally.
And you'll STILL pay, one way or another. Plus, you will have wasted all that effort for nothing.
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:35 PM   #45
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If you are spending money on a chick to get laid then yeah that's just as bad I guess.
Dinner
Drinks
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Listening to her bs problems

The list goes on and on...
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Also giving up the time you could be spending pursing hotter more fertile mates.

Time in its self is a form of currency, in fact it is the most valuable form of all currency.
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Old 05-11-2012, 10:23 PM   #47
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Old 05-11-2012, 10:31 PM   #48
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Old 05-12-2012, 02:18 AM   #49
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What if your wife makes more than you?
you sir, win the game.
but you have to pay your price in not being the breadwinner in the family, if that of course bothers you, or your wife is power hungry.
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:35 AM   #50
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Have you ever had a guy put his d!ck in your ass?
can't say I have. never had a girl put a finger in mine either. a tongue on the rim though.... different story. I'm 100% heterosexual. Have you?

edit - it should also be noted that a hooker and an escort are two different things. same concept. different experience. and I've never used either. just common sense
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:56 AM   #51
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I can see her charging a grand

I would destroy her she will be walking to the left for quite some time
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I would destroy her she will be walking to the left for quite some time
If given the opportunity I'd make use of each penny
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Old 05-12-2012, 09:28 AM   #53
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Instead of spending money on women, just spend it upgrading yourself and the chicks will come naturally.


Some guys just want the sEx, not the drama. Bang and leave.
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If I were to pay a grand she better expect some srs sh1t
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Ehh I dont think I could do it. The problem is, I would remember she was a hooker and probably couldn't block out the thought of all the other dudes she'd been bangin, even in the same day. I mean, I know non-hooker girls have been screwing other dudes in the past, but it seems different. Plus I'd be terrified I was going to get something and remembering that I was basically throwing money away for something I could probably get for free with a little effort.

The concept of paying for it doesn't bother me so much. I'd be much more inclined to walk up a random hot college girl and offer her $500 for a few hours. If it worked, I'd end up with a hot legal college chick who would probably be pretty good. If not, move on and try another. I wouldn't pay a girl who made a living doing it though
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Ehh I dont think I could do it. The problem is, I would remember she was a hooker and probably couldn't block out the thought of all the other dudes she'd been bangin, even in the same day. I mean, I know non-hooker girls have been screwing other dudes in the past, but it seems different. Plus I'd be terrified I was going to get something and remembering that I was basically throwing money away for something I could probably get for free with a little effort.

The concept of paying for it doesn't bother me so much. I'd be much more inclined to walk up a random hot college girl and offer her $500 for a few hours. If it worked, I'd end up with a hot legal college chick who would probably be pretty good. If not, move on and try another. I wouldn't pay a girl who made a living doing it though
Are you married?

Most married guys went for hookers, they dont want the drama, just bang and leave. They are bored of banging the same chick for years. They want variation without drama and string attached.
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a couple of times my a couple of my friends will be walking through a hotel in vegas and my one friend chats with all the ladies when he is hammered.....a few times they end up being hookers....usually he will negotiate with them about prices and stuff, mind you he never actually goes through with the deal, b/c he usually ends the conversation by saying "how much for all X of us?" the girls usually just turn around after that and keep walking...but one time a girl looked at 3 of us and said $1500....hahahaha...
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I remember my first time with a hooker was when I was 20 in Chinatown, NYC. She was Korean and her name was Cindy. First, she took me to a locker room so she could strip me down and then proceeded to take me to a shower stall. Then, she washed me down and we headed to her room about the size of a dorm room. She told me to lay there for a couple of minutes while she went to freshen up. She came back, stripped down and hopped onto the bed and started to hold my legs up and licked my butt hole Afterwards, she started to lick my toes and then you guys know the rest. But, I must admit I was a little uncomfortable at first but the a55 and toes licking was actually Really good! For those of you who has never done it I highly recommend you tell your girl to try it on you, it feels really good No BS.

edit: btw, it was $160/intercourse until you bust and I tipped her $40.

edit: it's 365 Canal St in Chinatown just incase any of you guys frequent the area. I haven't checked back since then so I don't know if they are still in business.
I think this mofo got fckd in the azz too. He just wont tell us lol
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