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Old 05-13-2012, 11:28 PM   #61
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Last time I was in vegas I was walking out of the MGM as this smoking chick is walking in. As I walk by her with my friends I say "hey gorgeous" and nodded my head... she immediately spun around, started walking by my side, put her arm around me, and goes "so where are we going tonight"...

Threw my hands in the air and was like "up nope no no no not looking for that".

When it appears too good to be true, it likely it.... especially in vegas.
I had this happen to me last summer at a friend's bachelor party. We were drunk and they all wanted to go to a strip club (not my thing). I either looked like I had money, or like a sucker, or both...but this girl makes her way right to me and kept coming back to me. Later on, she asks something along the lines of if I think she's sexy, I said yes, and she goes "five hundred bucks." I suddenly snap out of being drunk and tell her I'm not paying for sex.

Then be best part happens...she starts negotiating with me. $400...$300...$250...$150... she didn't want to take no for an answer (and was presumably desperate for money).

After her negotiating attempt I just said I had to leave. It went from being funny to being sad very quickly.
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I don't see what is ridiculous by robbing with a sword.A sword in one od the most lethal wepon !!!

It's more easy to kill with a sword than with a gun.

A sword is more frightening than toy-looking gun like glock.

robbing with a sword is a good thing
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Old 05-13-2012, 11:53 PM   #62
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150 is a pretty good deal (I heard)


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Old 05-14-2012, 05:30 AM   #64
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My gf is a 5ft little Vietnamese girl.. We have a sex game called " foreigner " consist of me pretending I'm a tourist and she speaks very little English and work at a massage parlor .. Did I mention I'm madly in love with her also.
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is that $150 for half an hour?
The "professional services" she offered decreased with the price.
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I don't see what is ridiculous by robbing with a sword.A sword in one od the most lethal wepon !!!

It's more easy to kill with a sword than with a gun.

A sword is more frightening than toy-looking gun like glock.

robbing with a sword is a good thing
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My gf is a 5ft little Vietnamese girl.. We have a sex game called " foreigner " consist of me pretending I'm a tourist and she speaks very little English and work at a massage parlor .. Did I mention I'm madly in love with her also.
Inside her head, she calls that game "ugly american tourist who cant get laid at home so pays for happy endings".

J/k, sounds like a cool gf, esp if it gets you massages, too. Lol
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I had this happen to me last summer at a friend's bachelor party. We were drunk and they all wanted to go to a strip club (not my thing). I either looked like I had money, or like a sucker, or both...but this girl makes her way right to me and kept coming back to me. Later on, she asks something along the lines of if I think she's sexy, I said yes, and she goes "five hundred bucks." I suddenly snap out of being drunk and tell her I'm not paying for sex.

Then be best part happens...she starts negotiating with me. $400...$300...$250...$150... she didn't want to take no for an answer (and was presumably desperate for money).

After her negotiating attempt I just said I had to leave. It went from being funny to being sad very quickly.
Strip clubs aren't my thing either but I would not deny going to one in Vegas.

A minute after entering this club called crazy horse this girl takes me around and shows me the club, and then asks whether I wanted to go to the $1500 or the big baller $3500 room... And that's not even for sex. I denied the offer and she was furious and left
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Only hooker I banged is one that paid me afterwards. I paid nothing.

I did it for the lulz
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I did it for the lulz
You actually followed through with that? Did I miss it or did you just never post anything in the original thread?
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Are you married?

Most married guys went for hookers, they dont want the drama, just bang and leave. They are bored of banging the same chick for years. They want variation without drama and string attached.
No, not married. Hadn't actually considered that scenario, but I doubt I could do that to a girl I really loved. Hell, I wouldnt have done it to the girl who I loved for like 5 years but she didn't love me back (true story)...in my mind, it's just not something you do if you really care about the girl. You find some other way, try new stuff, or just live frustrated. That's part of sacrificing your desires and putting the one you love first. I may have stronger feelings about this because of my parents' relationship, but that's just where I stand. If you're single, do what you want
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...We were drunk and they all wanted to go to a strip club (not my thing)...
I could tell by your sig...
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I don't see what is ridiculous by robbing with a sword.A sword in one od the most lethal wepon !!!

It's more easy to kill with a sword than with a gun.

A sword is more frightening than toy-looking gun like glock.

robbing with a sword is a good thing
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My gf is a 5ft little Vietnamese girl.. We have a sex game called " foreigner " consist of me pretending I'm a tourist and she speaks very little English and work at a massage parlor .. Did I mention I'm madly in love with her also.
Get your ass in the "pics of wife/GF thread" NOW!!!!! DO IT!!!!
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Going to thailand for hookers just seems disgusting to me. On TV you see these malnutrioned girls, dont some have their babies in cribs next to their work bed. The whole thing is pretty sick.

American chicks are such *****s, just invest the 3-4 dates it takes to get laid.
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Going to thailand for hookers just seems disgusting to me. On TV you see these malnutrioned girls, dont some have their babies in cribs next to their work bed. The whole thing is pretty sick.

American chicks are such *****s, just invest the 3-4 dates it takes to get laid.
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