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Old 07-09-2014, 11:27 AM   #1
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Old 07-09-2014, 11:51 AM   #2
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Is that from a 1992 porn? Those tatas look terrible.
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Sit there and act like u wouldnt stick your weiner in between them....
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Long story short, lost two shirts and a pair of shoes, had my bathing suit bleached white, and found out later via pictures from that night that some guy was following my friends and me around. I remember none of this.

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a missing friend, a tiger, a baby, a wedding, a naked Chinese guy in the trunk of a stolen cop car, some strippers, and a pulled tooth.

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Threw a small party at my place when I was 22. Didn't know my limit and ended up blacking out at some point between 12-1am. Luckily my best buddy took over and made sure nothing happened.

I woke up in a bedroom in my house at 7am with no pants or shirt on, and my buddy is knocked out on a chair in the corner of the room. I woke him up in panic and asked what happened. He said he brought me into the room when he realized I had too many with the help of two of our good female friends, which one of them had a psychotic obsession with me. Apparently I threw up just a tiny bit on myself, and the crazy girl insisted on taking my clothes off so I wouldn't get the bed dirty. He left to go find towels but when he came back, apparently she had already gotten me down to my boxers. She slept over that night too, and in the morning she said she felt like our relationship had gone to the next level. I nearly shat a brick. To this day, my buddy and I joke around that I may have gotten violated that night without knowing.



Story #2. Walking around the Vegas strip last summer with my same buddy and one more dude. We were all buzzing pretty hard, yet I remember everything. Spotted a couple of girls walking with their elbows locked, stumbling across the casino floor trying to find their way to the elevator. I ran up and locked elbows with one of them and asked where we were headed. Then proceeded to act as secret service throughout the hotel with my buddies running ahead of us using their hands as fake pistols and peeking around the corners making sure the coast was clear. We got them all the way to their hotel room, and immediately got chewed out and kicked out by their sober friend that was in the room. Still hilarious though.
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In college we used to put together booze cruises to do runs to Tijuana from the Claremont colleges - we'd rent a bus, get a keg, drink all the way down, walk across the border at 8pm and had to be back to the bus by 4am. Once at 2am a friend and I were buying tacos and my buddy started speaking spanish to the taco guy. All of a sudden the guy started loading us up with free food. As we were walking away laughing about the free food I asked him what he had said. He said he told the guy we were good friends with a guy we knew in high school - who's dad just happened to be a Mexican mobster. I about crapped myself - I was so pissed.
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