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Old 06-14-2012, 10:27 PM   #1
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is it gay if you bang a transexual?

My friend may have banged one, we're not too sure yet, since we were all blacked out, but does this make you gay? Reason we are pretty sure it was a transexual, is because we found discoloured jizz on his back compared to the white jizz on his stomach.

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We have fun! I'm on vacation in San Diego, and it's kinda weird we had just watched hangover II and we went down to PB to Cabo Cantina to watch the Heat game, blacked out, woke up watching some black lady leaving the apartment. Fell back asleep, woke up to a friend covered in weird looking jizz.

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if you bang a dude, its gay. it doesnt matter if he has boobs and cut his peter off.
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My friend may have banged one, we're not too sure yet, since we were all blacked out, but does this make you gay? Reason we are pretty sure it was a transexual, is because he found discoloured jizz on his back compared to his white jizz on his stomach.
Wait wut? I'm lost, too many "his" I can't follow.
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my bad, hungry and delusional. Fixed
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I'm confused... Why is there 2 types of Jizz?
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OP, this is a delightful and enlightening thread. I look forward to your future posts.
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I'm confused... Why is there 2 types of Jizz?
one jizz was clear and felt like yogurt, while the other was brown-ish and we didn't touch it because that's weird.
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Sounds like he got hit from behind and they came at the same time. It's gay if a tranny sodemizes you.
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one jizz was clear and felt like yogurt, while the other was brown-ish and we didn't touch it because that's weird.

Quoted because....touching unknown clear jizz is ok, but touching brownish jizz is weird.
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Quoted because....touching unknown clear jizz is ok, but touching brownish jizz is weird.
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