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Old 06-19-2012, 09:48 AM   #1
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Exoitc rubber vagina/anus plant found in China!



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Old 06-19-2012, 09:54 AM   #2
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That's where I left that!
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:56 AM   #3
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look how small the holes are. must not export that model outside of asia
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:59 AM   #4
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hahaha, someone's gonna fvck that mushroom.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:00 AM   #5
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Wonder how they are going to cook it.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:10 AM   #6
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Meanwhile someone just got back from vacation in China realizes he only has the empty fleshlight casing.
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:16 AM   #7
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Old 06-19-2012, 10:16 AM   #8
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Haah that one dude is just sitting there poking it!
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Haah that one dude is just sitting there poking it!
He's going to poke it with something else when no one is there.
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But why is the plant moving/alive?

Unless it was due to the guy moving it. couldn't really tell.

I like how the girl starts talking mad fast towards the end
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But why is the plant moving/alive?

Unless it was due to the guy moving it. couldn't really tell.

I like how the girl starts talking mad fast towards the end
its not alive. Its clearly a silicon sex toy......
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who was it on here was trying to tell me how great traditional chinese medicine and how advanced their society was to have discovered all these medicinal practices long before the west?
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i'm sure someone will buy that, slice it up, and put it on rice or a stick
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so is this a mushroom or a sextoy? Is fleshlight just growing these things in their basement?
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who was it on here was trying to tell me how great traditional chinese medicine and how advanced their society was to have discovered all these medicinal practices long before the west?
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"tune in tomorrow where the scientists will be gangbanging this fvcking shroom"
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Maybe they can keep it in their safe deposit box at this guy's bank: http://www.latimes.com/business/mone...,1763702.story
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