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Old 06-29-2012, 04:44 PM   #221
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My buddy did a review on a couple of different Fleshlights awhile back, and I thought it might be helpful for the readers of this thread:
http://www.guysgabafterdark.com/revi...shlight-blade/

I saw Solly complaining about the coldness of the Fleshlight back in the beginning of the thread, and I don't know if anyone answered him..

Apparently, you're supposed to soak the "insert" in warm water for a few minutes to warm things up. HTH!
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:49 PM   #222
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****, i should make a prototype case that is battery powered or plugs in and will keep the fleshlight warm until use.
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:18 PM   #223
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:41 PM   #224
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Dude you remind of Thad in Blue state mountain show. Do you carry your pocket pvssy with you when you work out?
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:16 AM   #225
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had real sex with a girl and thought about my fleshlight the whole time. WHAT HAVE I DONEEEE
































jk but for real, it's very similar.
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:56 AM   #226
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:51 AM   #227
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had real sex with a girl and thought about my fleshlight the whole time. WHAT HAVE I DONEEEE

jk but for real, it's very similar.
Pics of new vict... I mean girl?

Are you gonna tell FL youre cheating on her or keep it on the DL?

Hell hath no fury like a Fleshlight scorned.
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Old 07-02-2012, 11:01 AM   #228
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Pics of new vict... I mean girl?

Are you gonna tell FL youre cheating on her or keep it on the DL?

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Old 07-02-2012, 11:08 AM   #229
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****, i should make a prototype case that is battery powered or plugs in and will keep the fleshlight warm until use.
That's actually not a bad idea
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Old 07-02-2012, 01:00 PM   #230
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Old 07-02-2012, 01:04 PM   #231
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LMAO!!!!! This is the opposite of the No-fap thread.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:07 PM   #235
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hope the ups driver cleaned it before putting it back in the box
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yea man. I cream pied that son of a ***** last night and then covered it with soap and just popped it over my faucet like a water balloon so it could flush out the kids.
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fvck it in the shower and report back. wondering if water is a good lube on the rubber material.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:46 PM   #240
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fvck it in the shower and report back. wondering if water is a good lube on the rubber material.
def not, just like the real thing I'd imagine. When you wash it you can kind of tell it's not going to work with water. I like to watch the prons while I pump this thing anyway.
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