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Old 07-06-2012, 04:02 PM   #281
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Lol so candid!

Would you tell your next girlfriend that you use one?

She bustout her vibrator bustout your flashlight

Dick light

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i can picture it now. instead of ever having actual sex, sollyldosslyos' girlfriend will fvck his fleshlight with her dildo

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No idea. Depends on how comfortable I am with her and how much of the upper hand I have in the relationship.

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It finally came in today
it won't be the only thing "coming in" today

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Wife bought me one at a sex toy party she went to but it is open ended so she can use her mouth at the same time. Good times
what? so she sucks on the tip while you stroke the shaft with the fleshlight?
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:49 PM   #282
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I had that. Clear and purple with little beads in it?
The wife? Or the toy? I keed, I keed.
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:26 PM   #283
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Old 07-07-2012, 01:36 AM   #284
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Lol this is pretty funny. Me and my friends bought one for my friend because he let it slip that his girlfriend wasn't putting out and they had just broken up at the time of purchase. It was just a joke to cheer him up. I think we ordered the tightest/smallest one possible as a joke since he's Japanese. I don't know what the inserts were called. He claims he never used it and threw it away when she found out.


What fit is yours Solly? Or does it not say in the package?
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Old 07-07-2012, 03:32 AM   #285
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Old 07-08-2012, 08:37 AM   #286
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:29 AM   #287
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How could they, there flushed down the sink after using the Fleshlight.
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Wonder what a half FL/half Lance Bass offspring would look like...
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Old 07-08-2012, 12:30 PM   #289
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Wonder what a half FL/half Lance Bass offspring would look like...
prolly something like this

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hahahhaha to everything. This morning I did a quickie without it. It got the job done but the road there wasn't as pleasurable.
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I have enough motivational problems. If I fapped in the morning, I'd probably call in sick to work and spend the rest of that morning sleeping.
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lol what's wrong with you guys? It's like nothing even happened once I fap.
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lol what's wrong with you guys? It's like nothing even happened once I fap.
You see Dyllos, you're one of these guys that are in this thing called "shape". Some of us lazy sugar sucking doughnut eaters aren't, therefore fapping drains what little energy we had to start with. I start the day with less energy than a run-down watch battery nearing the end of it's life. Fapping reduces that energy to ZERO.
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Life pre/post-fap is the same then what's the point?
The feeling. Isn't that why everyone does it.

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You see Dyllos, you're one of these guys that are in this thing called "shape". Some of us lazy sugar sucking doughnut eaters aren't, therefore fapping drains what little energy we had to start with. I start the day with less energy than a run-down watch battery nearing the end of it's life. Fapping reduces that energy to ZERO.
lol could be I guess
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