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Old 07-11-2012, 03:07 PM   #321
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Wow, sure seems like you've been aggressively chasing down the issue. I'm too unmotivated for that crap. Hope you get that figured out though, that really sounds like not much fun. I've been almost the same way for the past few years, but being single and having no sex drive has made me not give a sh!t about it. But if I had a ton of friends and a very active social circle, I'd be suffering right now. Having no life mitigates the issue.
I'm too young and have too much sh!t to do in life to let it slow me down. The sooner I get it fixed, the better.





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Old 07-11-2012, 03:11 PM   #322
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True, back on topic! So on topic, I think Dyllos should make his own fleshlight from the instructions in the LOL pics thread, and tell us how the "dollar store" fleshlight compares to the real thing. He seems to have the balls to do it, and more importantly, the balls to give us a detailed review!
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:32 PM   #324
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where are the dudes that bought the bought fleshlights? I want your reviews.
10/10, fvcking awesome. Clear pvssy FTMFW! Cuts FAP time in half. Good for practicing stamina.
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Well after using the fl a few times I've decided I will never need a real vagine again and that concludes my review.
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Old 07-11-2012, 09:10 PM   #326
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Well after using the fl a few times I've decided I will never need a real vagine again and that concludes my review.
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I decided I'm going to bring this thing with me to the bachelor party I'll be at from tomorrow-sunday. I am about to make **** awkward as hell.
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Old 07-11-2012, 09:39 PM   #328
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i remeber the song called "i kissed a girl and i liked it" not sure what it was
so Solly should be singing "i fvked a fleshlight and i liked it"
mmmm quality
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True, back on topic! So on topic, I think Dyllos should make his own fleshlight from the instructions in the LOL pics thread, and tell us how the "dollar store" fleshlight compares to the real thing. He seems to have the balls to do it, and more importantly, the balls to give us a detailed review!
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I decided I'm going to bring this thing with me to the bachelor party I'll be at from tomorrow-sunday. I am about to make **** awkward as hell.
Yeah DO NOT DO THIS. Pulling up the website just to show how crazy some of the designs are to my friends made things extremely uncomfortable. Although I have wanted to bring mine out and ask if anyone wants to touch it just for the reactions. So I guess take yours along with you and report back the reactions!
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Well after using the fl a few times I've decided I will never need a real vagine again and that concludes my review.
Your username is extremely fitting for this thread.
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Your username is extremely fitting for this thread.
Haha time before completion has actually increased since switching over to this method. I'd like to view myself as a proffesional baiter with even the most advance techniques mastered so yeah I was too fast, but as dyllos has stated this has changed the game so I am back to noob status.
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Getting a fleshlight is really accepting defeat. I would never buy a synthetic way to **** a girl
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You need a tool to use the Fleshlight though
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What are you talking about. You post some dumb sh1t and I made a thread about a rubber pvssy
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What are you talking about. You post some dumb sh1t and I made a thread about a rubber pvssy
He is the new "I drive stick, I'm 17, so I'm awesome" kid.

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