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Old 06-26-2012, 09:40 PM   #21
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at least you didn't post a pic of you penor, I would hate to ban you but....
what if I told you I'm inside it right now?
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:40 PM   #22
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Thank you Solly for creating this thread... How does it feel during call of duty?
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:40 PM   #23
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at least you didn't post a pic of you penor, I would hate to ban you but....
I would like to see a pic with his penor in the flesh light.

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I can honestly say that because of Griffin, i am desensitized to alot of wierd stuff!
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:41 PM   #24
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what a glorious scene it must have been

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Old 06-26-2012, 09:41 PM   #25
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This thread makes it feel like OT circa 2004-05

Feels good!


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Old 06-26-2012, 09:41 PM   #26
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what if I told you I'm thinking of you while I'm inside it right now?
Fixed for truth
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:42 PM   #27
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your jokes are horrible. Bring something more to the table or my first cream pie will end up in a pm to you.
You drive a cube and have resorted to fvcking flashlights. Ba dum tss
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:44 PM   #28
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what if I told you I'm inside it right now?
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I would like to see a pic with his penor in the flesh light.

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I guess that wouldn't "technically" count if it was inside it....




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Old 06-26-2012, 09:44 PM   #29
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You drive a cube and have resorted to fvcking flashlights. Ba dum tss
lol we're going there?
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:45 PM   #30
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You drive a cube and have resorted to fvcking flashlights. Ba dum tss
You should write jokes for Laffy Taffy.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:46 PM   #31
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This thread is almost sticky worthy........

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Old 06-26-2012, 09:46 PM   #33
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You should write jokes for Laffy Taffy.
i loled. It's hilarious how he thinks I'm going to care if he makes fun of me about the fleshlight when I'm the one who started the fuucking thread.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:47 PM   #34
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at least you didn't post a pic of you penor, I would hate to ban you but....
Yeah, then we could add solly to the list of forum members that have posted or had posted pictures of their genitals.

firefirefire90, HPF Fallon, FloridaE46, and now SollyD!
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So now that it's used, I'll give you 20 dollars for it.
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You should write jokes for Laffy Taffy.
Only if solly gets to be willy wanker
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So now that it's used, I'll give you 20 dollars for it.
I thought about the monetary loss from you.

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I bought tickets.
lol I want to smack you with my lubed up post **** fleshlight dick.
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I thought about the monetary loss from you.
My face + money usually gets men hard.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:51 PM   #39
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lol I want to smack you with my lubed up post **** fleshlight dick.
I didn't know fleshlight made dicks as well
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Mail it to me so I can give it a try.


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