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Old 07-27-2012, 09:25 PM   #481
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:37 PM   #482
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Something else is rapidly approaching when I'm posting in the FL thread and drunk thread in the evening.
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:46 PM   #483
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someone link me to the cheapest source.

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Old 07-27-2012, 10:52 PM   #484
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Solly, you fvkin' crack me up. I hadn't seen this til now, didn't know you didn't send it back.
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:02 PM   #485
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Well i doubt DyolloS has keep up with the preventive maintenance. Have you even given it an oil change yet?

But actually i dont get made fun of really. I actually just got back from banging my girl like two hours ago and the thing that you dont get from the fleshlight is the workout. My arms are killing me. Beating her our missionary kills the triceps also my abs felt it too. Im about to have some amazing sleep
You are such a douche.
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:53 PM   #486
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Left hand jerking is easy with this thing. It's because it still feel the same. Like a moist cooler version of a vag.
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:04 AM   #487
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Left hand jerking is easy with this thing. It's because it still feel the same. Like a moist cooler version of a vag.
I have a challenge for you...get a chick to jack you off with it!!!! Lol.
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:12 AM   #488
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:14 AM   #489
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Old 07-28-2012, 01:15 AM   #490
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Old 07-28-2012, 02:12 AM   #491
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So.... I just got done fuucking a FL I swear woman now hold absolutely no purpose in life. I am sure you all will say they make sandwiches but I can make a better sandwich than any woman alive with half a pound of meat, guac and bacon. I dont want some crappy woman sandwich.
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Old 07-28-2012, 02:23 AM   #493
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Old 07-28-2012, 01:32 PM   #494
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I think we need to get a FL ad in this thread allot of members would've been getting paid like hoes in las Vegas
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Old 07-28-2012, 01:41 PM   #495
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I have a challenge for you...get a chick to jack you off with it!!!! Lol.
I could definitely get my booty call to do it or me but I don't know if I want her around again lol
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Old 07-28-2012, 04:03 PM   #498
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Well i doubt DyolloS has keep up with the preventive maintenance. Have you even given it an oil change yet?

But actually i dont get made fun of really. I actually just got back from banging my girl like two hours ago and the thing that you dont get from the fleshlight is the workout. My arms are killing me. Beating her our missionary kills the triceps also my abs felt it too. Im about to have some amazing sleep
When it comes to getting laid, usually the ones who talk about it (nobody cares) are the ones who cant or arent getting any besides their right hand.
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actually we can only give you credit for about 20 since the last few pages have been dedicated to ripping apart that lying douche.

back on subject though, does the FL make non-dominant hand masturbation easier? sometimes i'm into it and my one hand gets tired, i try switching, but then it's like someone with lou gehrig's trying to peel a carrot.
this **** had me absolutely rolling
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