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Old 06-26-2012, 10:02 PM   #41
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:04 PM   #42
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:07 PM   #43
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Good thing about the fleshlight is that its fully reversible. Try using the other end on your anus next time.

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Old 06-26-2012, 10:13 PM   #46
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:21 PM   #47
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:22 PM   #48
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haha best thread ive seen in OT in years like JJ said


1.5 months til my gf is back in LA...cheat or get one of these in the meantime
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hahahaha. i used to fvck one of the fleshlight girls. she told me they came to her house and she had to sit her pvssy on a plaster tray until it dried for them to get the impression. when we first started seeing each other, i came over and saw it sitting on her coffee table and i was like wtf is that thing? not knowing what a fleshlight was. she told me it was hers but i didnt ask anymore questions.

turns out a few months later i found out what her real job was. wicked. inb4 cool story bro.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:30 PM   #51
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hahahaha. i used to fvck one of the fleshlight girls. she told me they came to her house and she had to sit her pvssy on a plaster tray until it dried for them to get the impression. when we first started seeing each other, i came over and saw it sitting on her coffee table and i was like wtf is that thing? not knowing what a fleshlight was. she told me it was hers but i didnt ask anymore questions.

turns out a few months later i found out what her real job was. wicked. inb4 cool story bro.
I think you need to do an AmA. You seem to be full of riveting tales.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:38 PM   #52
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Awesome thread. My friends and I are going to pitch in on one for our friend. We're getting him a mouth one since his GF doesn't give head. She will probably break up with him for telling us she doesn't give head, so then he will need it.
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so like the first time you fvcked it, did you have any moment of hesitation at all and thought about what you're about to do? Or did you just went for it right away?
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i gotta say... i was out all night, came home, caught up with the OT on e46. I gotta say.... ever since this thread was created, OT is on FIRE tonight... i just sifted through a half dozen threads and we have some characters tonight, thats for sure



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I recently received a letter stating that the fraud case was closed and my money was back in my account for good. I guess pending investigation they could take out the $80.

So the other night I was thinking, why not? Open the sh1t up and see what it's like.
I'm calling Bullsh1t on this. I think you've been running home to the mailbox everyday impatiantly waiting for this letter. You had the thing lubed and penetrated before you ever got passed the word "resolved" when reading the letter.
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