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Old 06-27-2012, 09:43 AM   #101
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OP, I think you just solidified your place in the E46Fanatics Hall of Fame...lol. Mad respect for posting..
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:45 AM   #102
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:48 AM   #103
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:56 AM   #104
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just buy this and you can have a new bush everyday of the week!

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Old 06-27-2012, 10:08 AM   #105
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just buy this and you can have a new bush everyday of the week!

think i'll pass on those, but you are more than welcome to apply those to your mouth fleshligh
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:17 AM   #106
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no need to be ashamed of buying the flesh light. I gotta hand it to you, though. That's one hell of a story you came up with. And a background story to make it even more realistic!! Nice! The things we do for pvssy huh
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:20 AM   #107
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no need to be ashamed of buying the flesh light. I gotta hand it to you, though. That's one hell of a story you came up with. And a background story to make it even more realistic!! Nice! The things we do for pvssy huh
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Old 06-27-2012, 10:59 AM   #108
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no need to be ashamed of buying the flesh light. I gotta hand it to you, though. That's one hell of a story you came up with. And a background story to make it even more realistic!! Nice! The things we do for pvssy huh


Now let's warp your mind more...try sticking it between the box spring and the mattress and fvcking it instead of jerkin with it...I bet it's around the right height.

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Old 06-27-2012, 11:09 AM   #109
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Good thing about the fleshlight is that its fully reversible. Try using the other end on your anus next time.

OH you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:17 AM   #110
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What does NWS mean?
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:19 AM   #111
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:20 AM   #112
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did you go for a second pull?
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:22 AM   #113
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If it's like rediscovering masturbation again, I'm sure that thing hasn't left his dick. This thread is hilarious.
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:24 AM   #114
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If it's like rediscovering masturbation again, I'm sure that thing hasn't left his dick. This thread is hilarious.
I remember my first time. And I haven;t been able to let go of it since.
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:24 AM   #115
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:28 AM   #116
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please post exhibits A, B, and C
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:28 AM   #117
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So now that it's used, I'll give you 20 dollars for it.
My business idea for www.cash4fleshlights.com doesn't sound so stupid now.
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Old 06-27-2012, 11:29 AM   #118
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I might order one..then call my gf tell her its over. Go home open up my new fleshlight..light a candle nd turn on some R.Kelly. then make sweet passionate akward luv all nite.. hmm..just maybe. Lmao

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Old 06-27-2012, 11:39 AM   #119
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This weekend I was hanging out with a friend who is a garbage man. (It's actually a sweet job - he mostly just drives a truck picking up dumpsters of cardboard and gets unbelievable work benefits. He has a BA in some kind of IT major and used to do network administration, but says the garbage gig is much better. ) I asked him what the weirdest thing he's ever seen thrown out. His answer: two garbage cans filled to the BRIM with dildos. His theory was that it was one of those erotic tupperware party home businesses that was clearing out old stock for the new line. Crazy.

He also found a garbage cans full of guns thrown out by a pissed off wife, a dozen brand new mountain bikes and tons of other crazy stuff. There are a lot of rich people who would rather throw perfectly good stuff out than bother calling goodwill for a pickup.

But two garbage cans filled with Dildos. SollyD's dream come true.
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I just imagined a dishwasher full of fleshlight sleeves stuck on those upright prongs...
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lol, someone PLEASE photoshop this! ...Mine just shipped today. In 5 days I will be denying my girl sex, and using my new mouth-like clear fleshlight instead, giving facials to fake lips......
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