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Old 09-10-2012, 12:47 AM   #3741
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That's the million dollar question

In case you missed it before http://vocaroo.com/?upload
Audio of sister going at it, through the wall:http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bMU4SJutB8
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Yeah a couple of tables and like 4 or 5 semi-private "sitting areas" for lack of a better term.

And a somewhat attractive asian waitress, and I think her mom
Ohhhhhhhhh, no, that's a different place. Much better decor than the one I'm talking about.
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This was at Yuki Sushi. We went to Komatsu after karting.
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Your sister doesn't talk dirty.

/interest

Also, she needs to buy a Tempur Pedic, a better bed frame, and lose the headboard.
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Although I have to say, that sounds like some violent thrusting.
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Dat rhythmic slapping

Gonna need pics of sister to complete the mental image

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Or just do it on the floor
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why would you record that
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/interest

Also, she needs to buy a Tempur Pedic, a better bed frame, and lose the headboard.
No, she needs to get the fvck out of the house now that she's decided she's not going back to school and has zero plans for her future.
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why would you record that
So I could post it online.
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Goddamn Miles, that loud boom at the end damn near blew my eardrums........
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Fuck you miles, goddamn, that loud boom at the end........
Yeah, the wind slammed the door of my parent's room shut.
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Goddamn Miles, that loud boom at the end damn near blew my eardrums........
That's how it should always end.
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TBH, that sex (audio) tape was anticlimactic, no pun intended.
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Goddamn Miles, that loud boom at the end damn near blew my eardrums........


Just listened to it. 4:09. I bet you jumped and nearly **** your pants.
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TBH, that sex (audio) tape was anticlimactic, no pun intended.
Well, it's a girl on the verge of mental retardation and a 120 pound horse jockey recovering from 2 broken legs. I'm surprised it was even possible with the broken leg thing.
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Just listened to it. 4:09. I bet you jumped and nearly **** your pants.
And I basically cranked it up to 11 too

That was not cool
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That you even recorded this is weird. 4musing, but weird.
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Well, it's a girl on the verge of mental retardation and a 120 pound horse jockey recovering from 2 broken legs.
He must be tiny!
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