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Old 09-10-2012, 01:05 AM   #3761
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Parties, drugs, disabled sex, it really IS a deranged Playboy Mansion.
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Old 09-10-2012, 01:06 AM   #3763
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And I basically cranked it up to 11 too

That was not cool
I jumped when it happened IRL, and talking in sister's room stopped as well.
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You forgot the alcohol and history of complaints from the neighbors.
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Old 09-10-2012, 01:09 AM   #3765
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I mean, even I would be too skinny if I hit 135.
He's about your height, but white, blonde hair, blue eyed, and looks and talks like he's constantly stoned and incorporates the word fvck into every sentence.
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I cannot stop laughing at the thought of Miles just chilling, his head pressed against the wall as some short methhead bangs his sisters brain's out.

Pure comedy gold
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I cannot stop laughing at the thought of Miles just chilling, his head pressed against the wall as some short methhead bangs his sisters brain's out.

Pure comedy gold
lol, head was not pressed against the wall, was louder than I wanted it to be already.
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That's against forum rules, and Drew being his sleazy self who likes to report people would probably get both of my accounts banned.
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That's against forum rules, and Drew being his sleazy self who likes to report people would probably get both of my accounts banned.
I haven't seen drew in ages. I think he got banned too...
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But so lovely to see you jay!

You need to join NGC for some shenanigans some time, like one of the BBQs.
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I haven't seen drew in ages. I think he got banned too...
Yeah, he did for selling stuff and linking people to his website even after Tim gave him a pretty serious warning.

He's still been browsing the forum with his second account, | K T D |

If someone were to report his second account, he'd probably get IP permabanned.
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but i miss you

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You need to join NGC for some shenanigans some time, like one of the BBQs.
seeing as how i'm still stationed up in WA, it might be a while before i can join NGC for shenanigans like old times. i'm definitely stopping by when i move back to SD.
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Kalim, Dave, and others in the south bay, I'm probably going to be coming down there at some point today because my sister is going to be having a party here. I'm also going to be locking my door and taking my computer with me so I don't have the same problem as last time.

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LOL, for all you n00bs following along, Miles and I are regulars at a sushi place in Santa Clara/San Jose where we usually go after car shenanigans. About a year ago, some waitress was very obviously flirting with an oblivious Miles and after he was made aware of it, he made some excuses to our table about being too far from the South Bay and how it would be inconvenient to become involved with this young lady.

Fast forward to yesterday when we were there yet again and that waitress came over all friendly-like and said, "You guys come here every weekend, huh?" And she said she should have introduced herself a while ago, but better late than never so she did, lol.

And then she confessed that she used to have a crush on Miles (but not anymore). The confused/mildly surprised look on Miles' face was priceless. Of course I followed up with, "I told you so!"

And then it got even better when I told her that he hadn't returned her flirtations in kind because he was from Oakland and she made a hilarious, off-color joke about Miles not being dark enough to be from there.

So fail for Miles. lol
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The whole clubbing sucked though because the giant group of girls we were with got in instantly and we had to wait for 2 hours
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Come to think of it, was this the same dinner last year where Miles was talking about having sukiyaki with "not much flavour"?
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