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Old 09-30-2012, 10:58 PM   #6821
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but then again i don't think i've ever seen him cook before
Kalim calls opening a pack of Costco chocolate muffins "cooking".
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Oh, he knows how to cook, it's just the question of what the food tastes like once he's done cooking it.
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It's funny because it's true.
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you always post the most delicious looking food. and you reminded me that i forgot to buy ramen this week. i would love some good ramen with a soft boil egg right now
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Kalim has often claimed that he can cook, and cook well. Then again, KLX = plenty of guarantees, but no warranty.
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you always post the most delicious looking food. and you reminded me that i forgot to buy ramen this week. i would love some good ramen with a soft boil egg right now
If you like ramen, try looking for Myojo Chukazanmai if you ever come across an asian supermarket. Some of the best ramen from a package I've had.

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2. How do you get into those seats? I don't see doors...
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Not sure what's going on with the right side of that cockpit, but that looks awesome.
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That reminds me of something I've always wanted. I've always wanted a tachometer with a concentric engine rpm and transmission input shaft rpm. Would make gear synchronizing easy and entertaining, as well as would indicate if the clutch was slipping.
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