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Old 10-10-2012, 01:26 PM   #8261
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she does. put when I give her that ring she wins, and the doors are closed.

but then I can have affairs. Or wait til she leaves me in 18 years and then date my daughters friends.
...and then you can use your ring as an IUD. Make sure also, that your ring is sized so you'll be able to get it off! (You ever see the movie HELP?)

Wes, congratulations, btw, that was a great post of yours. Would read again!

(Miles, you don't get bothered by gay ribbing do you? Hope not. Also, be careful with candles in the warehouse, please!)
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she does. put when I give her that ring she wins, and the doors are closed.

but then I can have affairs. Or wait til she leaves me in 18 years and then date my daughters friends.


that would be a long time for an affair....and a lot of baitin
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...and then you can use your ring as an IUD. Make sure also, that your ring is sized so you'll be able to get it off! (You ever see the movie HELP?)

Wes, congratulations, btw, that was a great post of yours. Would read again!

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...and then you can use your ring as an IUD. Make sure also, that your ring is sized so you'll be able to get it off! (You ever see the movie HELP?)

Wes, congratulations, btw, that was a great post of yours. Would read again!

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i go pick up my girls ring today
It's not too late to keep both halfs of your stuff.
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:28 PM   #8266
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It's amazing how many lowballers there are on CL.

Whenever I get a lowball offer, I'm going to accept and send the lowballer to a random location and never show up.
Someone just offered me a decent trade if I was looking for a car.
'03 lexus is300 125k miles
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:16 PM   #8267
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and actually, I don't hand out that many infractions unless they were deserved. and I even had mercy on you and just gave you a warning the next time after you received an infraction (that was over 4 years ago btw)
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It's not too late to keep both halfs of your stuff.
just picked it up. tried to put it on my discover card. ( for the cash back bonus) He tells me he doesn;t except it. I said fvck. Okay. then put it on Amex.
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:32 PM   #8273
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Hey be careful. It's African American, not Black. That could be taken as a racist comment and some people here get butt hurt over things like that
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educate me on 1/2 philipino 1/2 white womenz
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