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Old 10-13-2012, 03:53 AM   #8681
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Man, that uppercut video was one of the most satisfying things that I have ever seen. The bus driver's punch was something straight out of Tekken. There is nothing more annoying than a loud mouth b1tch who thinks that everybody is going to put up with her sh1t. Glad to see that there are people who will put women like that in their place.
I'm happy when anybody is put in their place. Woman, man, dog, child. All have their place, and nothing shows it like the hand of authority, or in that case, the knuckles of authority.

That uppercut was so fluid and effortless. It really was like out of a video game or anime.
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I used to say that in my middle school English class. It would drive my teacher crazy lol
It's a pretty wonderful word.
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Apple's dictionary has a pretty funny definition with slang terms.

Anilingus
Anilingus (from anus + lingus (Latin Lingere: to lick)), also spelled analingus, also called anal-oral contact and anal-oral sex, is a form of oral sex involving contact between the anus or perineum of one person and the mouth (lips) or tongue of another. Slang terms frequently used are eating ass, tossing the salad, rimming, and rim-job. Anilingus can be performed by people of all sexual orientations, and may be used for personal pleasure or as a form of erotic humiliation. The term was coined by sexologist Richard von Krafft-Ebing in his book Psychopathia sexualis (1886).
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Such a busy day. Spent so many hours making some motor mounts for the combat robot, but they are finally done. Also working with a friend to have the side boxes done through CNC. The side boxes are 23" long 4" square tubes of 6061 with a 1/4" thick wall, and have around 50 holes drilled in each, spread across 4 sides and all need to be located within a few thousandths. So much machining for this robot...
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ahhhh a Sandusky student I see

Uhhhh... No. That'd be Penn State the big state school with the football program that's nothing like or connected to Dartmouth.

UPenn on the other hand is another Ivy League school. Something tells me you never made Skull and Crossbones supper club or that you dont wear a bow to say hello to all the other Yalies.

Personally neither did I but I do know the difference between Happy Valley and Locust Walk.
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Such a busy day. Spent so many hours tossing the salad of sailors on shore leave, but they are finally done cumming. Also felching a friend to have the jism taste with the poo. The sailor cocks were 8" long 2.5" square tubes of 69 fun time with thick ball,s and I had my holes drilled around 50 times, spread cheeks across each and all needed to be lubed within a few hours. So much butt ramming for this robot...
Man dude, that is definitely tmi bro...

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It seems people unanimously like mojitos.


lol, that went through my head when I posted that picture.
they are good drinks

And good
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Well I did wake him up and harassed him
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Uhhhh... No. That'd be Penn State the big state school with the football program that's nothing like or connected to Dartmouth.

UPenn on the other hand is another Ivy League school. Something tells me you never made Skull and Crossbones supper club or that you dont wear a bow to say hello to all the other Yalies.

Personally neither did I but I do know the difference between Happy Valley and Locust Walk.
Whatever *****
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More robot works today...

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Aint gonna lie I've fapped to that video before
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