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Old 11-04-2012, 12:16 AM   #11041
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Fvck your american car spark plugs! Fvck them in the ass with Griffin's ragin boner. Fvck them!

Will try removing them from the wheel well tomorrow.
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lol, Wes.

That is such a disturbing GIF.
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:23 AM   #11044
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lol, Wes.

That is such a disturbing GIF.
disturbing, yet it turns you on, doesn't it?

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In the lotion bottle
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No, because that dildo looks way too much like a giant pink turd, I think of how it must smell horrible, I wonder how that woman managed to clean out the poo so far up into your intestinal tract, and the concept of inserting something that far up into your intestinal tract. Like, that's going beyond toys in the rectum, but actually going into the large intestine and possibly far enough up to be felt by the stomach.
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on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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lol, Wes.

That is such a disturbing GIF.
Not only have I seen what can't be unseen but I didn't even realize that Wes posted it and not Griffin.
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No, because that dildo looks way too much like a giant pink turd, I think of how it must smell horrible, I wonder how that woman managed to clean out the poo so far up into your intestinal tract, and the concept of inserting something that far up into your intestinal tract. Like, that's going beyond toys in the rectum, but actually going into the large intestine and possibly far enough up to be felt by the stomach.
guess i was the only one
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Not only have I seen what can't be unseen but I didn't even realize that Wes posted it and not Griffin.


I got plenty of great gifs.
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No, because that dildo looks way too much like a giant pink turd, I think of how it must smell horrible, I wonder how that woman managed to clean out the poo so far up into your intestinal tract, and the concept of inserting something that far up into your intestinal tract. Like, that's going beyond toys in the rectum, but actually going into the large intestine and possibly far enough up to be felt by the stomach.
Would it change your mind if that was a tentacle instead of a dildo?
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Would it change your mind if that was a tentacle instead of a dildo?
Yes. I would also want another tentacle in the pink as well.
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I don't ask for much, just a little tentacle rape or a running 2.3-16V.
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And finally I got my internet and wireless backups working right. For the past two days, for whatever reason, my computer has been sluggish, the backups have taken forever, and internet has been slower as well.

After poking around, disabling indexes of my wireless hard drive, re-deleting computer indexes a bunch of times, and changing network configurations, everything is actually working pretty nicely and smoothly.

The downside is that I switched the router to the 5Ghz 802.11n mode, so now two of the old computers in the house are internet-less. Annoyingly, one of those is for the house printer.
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