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Old 11-09-2012, 12:47 PM   #12321
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I think you're right. I ono, I shouln't even be pursuing, she's too old for me anyway. Last night she stated showing me pictures from when she was younger, so unless she got the opp VERY young, she's legit. She looks white now, but looked asian when younger
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I like the rubber strap on there. This suprises me
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When I met her I would have sworn she was within a year or two of my age (25). I'm around a lot of asians so guessing age isn't normally too difficult.







turns out she's 34...
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:58 PM   #12325
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When I met her I would have sworn she was within a year or two of my age (25). I'm around a lot of asians so guessing age isn't normally too difficult.







turns out she's 34...
Primo porking territory bud. Not a strong likelihood she's expecting a guy 10 years younger to marry her. My bet is she's DTF and you're just jailbait, enjoy.
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I like the rubber strap on there. This suprises me
i am going to replace it with a nice leather strap. I figured I can use the rubber one for casual wear. I was not to concerned about their strap. I read poor reviews of the strap. i will order a nice one ffrom strapcode.com
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i am going to replace it with a nice leather strap. I figured I can use the rubber one for casual wear. I was not to concerned about their strap. I read poor reviews of the strap. i will order a nice one ffrom strapcode.com
Looks like they have some nice stuff on there. I haven't seen anything for my gmt that makes me though
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Primo porking territory bud. Not a strong likelihood she's expecting a guy 10 years younger to marry her. My bet is she's DTF and you're just jailbait, enjoy.
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she's semi-into cars so I tried inviting her to the porsche cocktail party for the debuet of the new caymen at the LA autoshow. My friend was kind enough to cockblock me
So we kill this friend
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none though last night was the first time I've seen her in a non-dark enviornment wearing a nice little dress and heels sadly I'm pretty sure I was friendzoned No pics of her, though she did take a few of me


1. still pics of her
2. pics of you
3. these pics be nudes
4. Fvck the friendzone
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Looks like they have some nice stuff on there. I haven't seen anything for my gmt that makes me though
all the reviews for the watch are great. Once I pay for the wedding, new car for the soon to be wife, and another rental, I will treat myself. So in about 1 year or so, I can buy myself somehting nice. this will do for now.
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him: I thought you said you were taking me, now you're going to invite her instead???
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her: it's because I have cleavage and you don't
Yeah, so we need to kill him

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all the reviews for the watch are great. Once I pay for the wedding, new car for the soon to be wife, and another rental, I will treat myself. So in about 1 year or so, I can buy myself somehting nice. this will do for now.
I need to start liquidating some assets and start saving for a house. Just a few more hobby related items to finish/acquire before I do
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When I met her I would have sworn she was within a year or two of my age (25). I'm around a lot of asians so guessing age isn't normally too difficult.







turns out she's 34...


So she be a cougar. You go after her, I swear she was DTF
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How opposed are you to having sex with elderly women?


How elderly are we talking about?
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At my last job it became clear we were getting fooked as part of new mgmt regime despite working our assess off delivering above average results and not complaining despite the fact that everyone in the company knew more about hiring of new boss than us, so of course I was not just pissed, when it became clear that it was a no win, I was abso****inglutelylivid. As such I started having loud conversations with colleagues about not going out quietly, and as I knew they were reading my email (out of fear I would take job with closest rival that I had turned down months before to stay - and still be punished for even taking their call) I started sending myself aggressively worded rants about the lack of integrity of mgmt team and all the things I wanted to do to them (nothing threatening, just stuff like tricking the Hindu CEO into eating beef etc.).

I was under no circumstances quitting, they would have to walk me out. When I caught wind just exactly when they were about to do it (after milking me for one last huge project) I called in sick for like the busiest week of the year (and went to Vegas and partied like a freak), thereby screwing over my replacements (who I'd helped hire) and then walked in late the first day of sales meetings where I was greeted by a nice hearty round of applause by the entire sales team (who loved me for all my hard work in helping them actually close deals and knew the screw job was in and that I knew it, and that this was a crowning moment as new cmo knew none of them and had to win their trust - btw, this was August and she still doesn't have it, coont, though she drives the electric 3 series). She immediately walked me out and sent me home to think about "commitment to company" which was a riot given my habit of 70 hour work weeks... And she said we'd talk next Monday (right....).

I knew I was done but I also knew she had plans to attend Olympics the next week with family. Unsurprisingly she started calling the next day to try to connect on the phone (and fire me) but I totally blew her off and said via latenight email that I expected an in person face to face on Monday as she had said and was travelling until then (I made a habit of driving by her house with my radio blaring the next few days at least, oh, 5-6 times a day when I knew she might be there, I'd even toot the horn if I saw her car, we live in the same town).

Moral of story is they couldn't even fire me based on outstanding track record, they had to claim "layoff" and give me a nice severance package for promising not to sue the company (for, among other things, being told by CEO that he would have ruined my career if I went to competition, uhhh). As I knew I was getting shitcanned and refused to walk out carrying a shitty brown box I brought my own duffel bag to fill, and had filled it in turn with every item of company clothing, materials, giveaway items (when you run marketing you manage these things and do a lot of trade shows so you have them all...). The looks on their faces as they stared at that bag... Lol, they thought it was full of guns or something, I mean, they were literally shitting themselves it was priceless when in front of cmo who was watching me pack my stuff, I dumped it out and all the company gear etc came out...

Cliffs: Never quit a job if you can make them have to fire you, oh yeah forgot to mention my boss had to cancel vacation to olympics to be there. Make them squirm and twist and give you money and fear you might blow their fooking heads off, then say thanks for everything wearing the biggest f-you very much smile you can muster, and walk off into the sunset with them knowing you made them suck it and swallow too.

Footnote: I've never before been fired from a job other than when entire startup was axed after bubble burst. But I have quit many jobs to go work at a better one. Right now I'm up at 4am cranking content like a mfer ahead of a company launch and I've still ye to be paid for my last two months of work.

Am I crazy? Yes. Do I freakin knock myself out for a loyal employer? Yes. Is this ever going to pay off in the form of a bunch of money???

Class a shares this go round in a solid set of IP.... But it's no guarantee that's fo sho.

That's life in Si Valley bee-atches. Love it leave it or go be a corporate sheep somewhere where your 401k is your only future payout.

No where's my fn Red Bull? And I need to send in check for lousy class d shares from last fhole which sucks goat deek.

And you're damn right I voted for Obama and never once ever complained about paying my taxes. You know how many people in the world would kill for this opportunity? ****tons, and I'm proud to be an American, not some corporate raider rich get richer smile and invent cute ways to make it seem I don't hate anyone who isn't just like me. You know where else this chance exists? Nowhere.

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