Miles's Thread *wes was here *

username?

Originally Posted by king kong

username?

lurkmore

Originally Posted by 325inthe510

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I scratch my balls in the shower

Originally Posted by king kong

username?

_v8_

Originally Posted by 325inthe510

lurkmore

It keeps suggesting him to me.

Originally Posted by 325inthe510

lurkmore

Originally Posted by a s u r a 0 s 9

_v8_

Originally Posted by 325inthe510

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I really thought this story was going to end with taking a sh1t in the shower.

Originally Posted by Wes

I really thought this story was going to end with taking a sh1t in the shower.

i'm in the office.

Originally Posted by wes

i really thought this story was going to end with taking a sh1t in the shower.

+1

Originally Posted by king kong

username?

323ci newbie

Originally Posted by a s u r a 0 s 9

_v8_

Bahahahahaha!

so many usernames. I bet he doesn't even lift

my name aint bubblegum keep it out cho mouth

Originally Posted by a s u r a 0 s 9

that describes my life as an engineer.


now i pay to poop.

I thought you were in med school? Or is that nikkei?

Originally Posted by albeee

I thought you were in med school? Or is that nikkei?

i USED to get paid to poop

Originally Posted by a s u r a 0 s 9

i'm in the office.

I just left the office. Had a long meeting.

y u guys work so late???

Originally Posted by a s u r a 0 s 9

i USED to get paid to poop

Originally Posted by Wes

I just left the office. Had a long meeting.

running a country takes lots of work, Prez

I heard albee pays to watch miles poop