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Old 02-01-2013, 03:14 AM   #16641
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You'd also get shot down as fvck.
Usually the really weird and desperate girls come up to me in a situation like that.
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If you stop having self-appreciation moments, you might just achieve it.
Confidence in uncertain situations is my lacking factor.
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What kind of girl would want to have sex with Miles?
I think most would, since I'm decent looking, I'm very open to new things, have good stamina, a good sized weener, and I can cook breakfast in the morning.

As for boyfriend or husband, I see a much smaller market. Luckily, that's something I don't want.
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any of you wieners have anyone to give jewelry to as a gift?


i spent 3 hours practicing macro photography today
shooting jewelry is not easy
i am going through the photos now
here's one i just edited
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Confidence in uncertain situations is my lacking factor.
And overconfidence in some.
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And overconfidence in some.
Hooray for life and all its variety!
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anyone else miss drew? thought id post here since the other thread was closed. maybe it was reported by a certain someone.
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After standing up and being pretty lightheaded, yes, a fair number of highly enjoyable times. I think the key is being severely dehydrated (from sweating). Congrats.
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I miss living in a dorm, and being around lots of decent looking girls that want to have sex.
You live in Berkeley bro, attempt to work it and you will score!
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And I've totally forgotten the other girl's name. There is the smaller and more talkative one named Sabrina, and the taller, thinner, girl that works and I don't think it was Michelle. Annoyingly, the teacher has already memorized 90% of the names of the people in my Asian American Psychology class so I can't just wait for her to raise her hand.

Also I'm not sure which girl it was now, since there are like 3 decent looking asian girls that fit the bill now... Long straight dark brown hair, thin, has a job, friends with the sabrina girl, added to the class last week, shared a book with me on Tuesday...
Should have shared a bed with you by Thursday get on it lad!
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Frank is probably too subtle when it comes to getting it on with a girl.

At my point, I kind of want to be like:


*Miles stands up at end of class*

"I'm looking for a charming female student to study psychology with this Valentines day evening. Dinner will be provided and afterwards we can have dessert together. I'll be waiting outside for all those interested."

*walks out of classroom*
Total fail will ensue. Play it simpler, find hot girl, attempt to chat while seeming laid back and intelligent, ask out on date.

This is not a movie it is real life.
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I think most would, since I'm decent looking, I'm very open to new things, have good stamina, a good sized weener, and I can cook breakfast in the morning.

As for boyfriend or husband, I see a much smaller market. Luckily, that's something I don't want.
Miles you could have game you just need to accept that it's ok to hit on chicks and get turned down, and that it doesn't mean you don't have game. Just fn talk to her like she's cool without crapping yourself and you'll probably at worst make a friend with friends you might want to date if not her herself. Just relax man, you're ok!
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anyone else miss drew? thought id post here since the other thread was closed. maybe it was reported by a certain someone.
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And I'm sure he misses y'all too, someone needs to fix this situation....

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Miles you could have game you just need to accept that it's ok to hit on chicks and get turned down, and that it doesn't mean you don't have game. Just fn talk to get like she's cool without clapping yourself a d you'll probably at workst make a friend with friends you might want to date if not her herself. Just relax man, you're ok!
I think Mile's will just go alpha on her probably something along the lines of look at me I'm attractive with a dash of flab and an amazingly average weiner. Then he'll probably pull it out and thump her on the forehead, bishes like that, then proceed with the procreating
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And overconfidence in some.
I also have this issue, raging insecurity and shameless overconfidence, almost from moment to moment. I try not to be so extreme, it's helps if you concentrate, don't get too carried away either way, keep in mind we're all human.

And if all else fails remain heavily stoned at all times. But that never worked out quite so well so...

If I could have a word tattooed on the inside of my forehead to constantly remind myself it would be: chill.

Just chill brah, be chill.
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I also have this issue, raging insecurity and shameless overconfidence, almost from moment to moment. I try not to be so extreme, it's helps if you concentrate, don't get too carried away either way, keep in mind we're all human.

And if all else fails remain heavily stoned at all times. But that never worked out quite so well so...

If I could have a word tattooed on the inside of my forehead to constantly remind myself it would be: chill.

Just chill brah, be chill.
Minus the stoned part I completely have this...
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