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Old 02-01-2013, 11:49 AM   #16661
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why?

and...
how did you take the photo? tripod and timer?
someone else shot it for you?
what?

and again.. why?
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:50 AM   #16662
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:51 AM   #16663
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Too crazy for anything too serious, but very good in small doses.
you don't like anybody in large doses
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:51 AM   #16664
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what has been seen ... cannot be unseen
I've been saying that for a month...
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:56 AM   #16665
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That's exactly what Frank said lol
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:56 AM   #16666
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Please move faster than Frank. And learn the art of subtlety, unlike Frank.
... a king size bed in vegas is subtle
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:57 AM   #16667
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Frank is probably too subtle when it comes to getting it on with a girl.

At my point, I kind of want to be like:


*Miles stands up at end of class*

"I'm looking for a charming female student to study psychology with this Valentines day evening. Dinner will be provided and afterwards we can have dessert together. I'll be waiting outside for all those interested."

*walks out of classroom*
leme know how that works for you...
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:58 AM   #16668
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You'd also get shot down as fvck.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:01 PM   #16669
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any of you wieners have anyone to give jewelry to as a gift?


i spent 3 hours practicing macro photography today
shooting jewelry is not easy
i am going through the photos now
here's one i just edited
looks good
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:19 PM   #16670
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you don't like anybody in large doses
Why do you think I don't like you?
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:20 PM   #16671
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I've been saying that for a month...
Like a broken record...
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You live in Berkeley bro, attempt to work it and you will score!
Not actually going to school at the campus seems like a big handicap.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:31 PM   #16673
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Total fail will ensue. Play it simpler, find hot girl, attempt to chat while seeming laid back and intelligent, ask out on date.

This is not a movie it is real life.
It was s joke.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:33 PM   #16674
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Just like Nick, no one knows when to believe you anymore.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:35 PM   #16675
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Miles you could have game you just need to accept that it's ok to hit on chicks and get turned down, and that it doesn't mean you don't have game. Just fn talk to her like she's cool without crapping yourself and you'll probably at worst make a friend with friends you might want to date if not her herself. Just relax man, you're ok!
So far every girl I've asked in the past has said yes to whatever I've said. I may have game but I'm just so afraid of using it.

Reminds me of how I acted up at a sushi restaurant one time. I got the waitresses phone number with my parents and sister all at the same table. For some reason they were all really impressed and my sister kept on saying "My brother's got game!"

lulz
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Just like Nick, no one knows when to believe you anymore.
lol, fair enough.
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leme know how that works for you...
It sure would be entertaining if I got it on video at the least.
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It sure would be entertaining if I got it on video at the least.
I would pay for your date if it worked
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So far every girl I've asked in the past has said yes to whatever I've said. I may have game but I'm just so afraid of using it.

Reminds me of how I acted up at a sushi restaurant one time. I got the waitresses phone number with my parents and sister all at the same table. For some reason they were all really impressed and my sister kept on saying "My brother's got game!"

lulz
lol I remember that.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:55 PM   #16680
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please change your sig back to lil debbie or something easier to look at. maybe john...
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