dmax...serious! Thursday 9/27--Springfield, NJ

dmax · 09-13-2012, 03:12 PM

Seriously, another showtime for me...

Once again at my favorite Comedy shop...coz it's closest to me!

The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Ave
Springfield, NJ

8:00 p.m. Note: I'd originally said 8:30! It is 8:00!

$5 with reservations/ $7 without (and 2 drink minimum...which I don't think they enforce too seriously)

Please call ahead for reservations (973)-376-3840

I know many of you have been feeling a sense of overwhelming guilt about my other performances, where you decided seeing a game was more important than pretending to laugh at my alleged humor. This is your chance to finally break down, have some drinks, and even things up with the Almighty.

Hope you can make it!

Oh, and if you do...and if you have car issues...I'd be glad to have a look see afterwards...seriously! I know stuff!

///MPR77 · 09-13-2012, 03:16 PM

Bump!

I will add this to my Stand Up thread.

cityjohn · 09-13-2012, 04:14 PM

It was good of you to have a hotline for people to call to overcome their reservations

Have a great show; hope you get a lot of

dmax · 09-13-2012, 05:18 PM

They should have many reservations...especially since I have no idea what I'll be doing yet...probably won't until after I'm done!

But, I have a feeling that I'll be talking some about Abraham, Isaac, Moses, Jesus, and Black people.

E46tknv · 09-13-2012, 06:53 PM

Put me down as a maybe doug. Im off work at 8 and im around the edison area. But you have to buy me drinks

dmax · 09-13-2012, 07:49 PM

Shirley Temples? You got it!

avincent52 · 09-14-2012, 05:03 AM

So a priest, a rabbi and a BMW mechanic walk into a bar...
And what about that Snooki? Isn't she something? I thought she was into BMWs but it turns out she wasn't saying "guibo" she was saying "guido."

Thanks folks, DMax is here all week, so try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress--and won't she be glad this is a comedy club and not a mohel convention? bada boom....

E46tknv · 09-14-2012, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmax

Shirley Temples? You got it!

Make it a few long island iced teas and im there

and ill let you take a look at my car.

dmax · 09-15-2012, 07:21 AM

I thought I was buying you an M, Eugene, and now you want me to commit a felony too? Sounds fair!

jerseyzillest · 09-15-2012, 08:17 AM

I'll be there this time!!

dmax · 09-15-2012, 10:49 AM

Nice! I hope I won't say anything to offend you too badly!

Chrisl1 · 09-15-2012, 10:57 AM

I just started working in Union, is the Comedy Cove any good? This may be something cool to go check out after I get out of work that night. Ya can check my car too since you are performing double duty as a stand up and mechanic lol

dmax · 09-15-2012, 12:41 PM

Well, first, Chris, I'd be happy to check your car...and second, I think any Comedy Club is as good as the guys on stage! The prices are much better than in NYC, there have been some very interesting comics, the room is clean, the parking is free, and it's easy to get to.

By and large the comics have been good and better, but almost every show I've been in has has one or two comics who are horrible...I mean frighteningly not funny. There was the world's first transgender comedian doing her/his first night...she/he was pretty interesting although incredibly not funny...like even worse than me...'that' not funny.

Hope you can make it.

Chrisl1 · 09-16-2012, 06:40 PM

geesh, let's hope the trans gendered comic doesn't show then....

E46tknv · 09-16-2012, 07:22 PM

Dmax is a character. Definently worth seeing his stand ups.ill b there doug. Im serious about the felony. And i have an m already

Russian172 · 09-17-2012, 02:01 PM

better joke about e46F this time

dmax · 09-17-2012, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russian172

better joke about e46F this time

...so I'm on this car forum with like 200K people worldwide. Anyway, about a year ago, I find out that like half of the guys on this site...guys I've helped...guys I've become 'friends' with...turns out...half of them are having sex with beagles.

The other half I'm not sure about, though I think a good half of those who aren't into beagles, sort of, you know, find a way to have sex with their cars. Saw one guy discretely lubricating his exhaust tip at a car meet. I did not want to ask what he was doing. Another, I swear, got off just polishing his, uh, wheels. Wheels...seriously...from polishing his wheels.

Right there in public. In front of other guys...and he's polishing his wheels.

I guess that's better than beagle sex, although I'm not so sure.

Something like that okay?

Chrisl1 · 09-17-2012, 06:57 PM

It's starting to look like there's gonna be a car meet in the parking lot at the Comedy Cove.

TOMMY G · 09-18-2012, 06:43 AM

I can walk there...I could bring some seriously wacked out friends you could use for material

pMak26 · 09-18-2012, 09:28 AM

how much is it?

09-13-2012, 03:12 PM	#1
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,166 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	dmax...serious! Thursday 9/27--Springfield, NJ Seriously, another showtime for me... Once again at my favorite Comedy shop...coz it's closest to me! The Comedy Cove 595 Morris Ave Springfield, NJ 8:00 p.m. Note: I'd originally said 8:30! It is 8:00! $5 with reservations/ $7 without (and 2 drink minimum...which I don't think they enforce too seriously) Please call ahead for reservations (973)-376-3840 I know many of you have been feeling a sense of overwhelming guilt about my other performances, where you decided seeing a game was more important than pretending to laugh at my alleged humor. This is your chance to finally break down, have some drinks, and even things up with the Almighty. Hope you can make it! Oh, and if you do...and if you have car issues...I'd be glad to have a look see afterwards...seriously! I know stuff! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax Last edited by dmax; 09-25-2012 at 04:36 PM.

09-13-2012, 04:14 PM	#3
cityjohn Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,680 My Ride: 2001 M3 View My Garage	It was good of you to have a hotline for people to call to overcome their reservations Have a great show; hope you get a lot of __________________

09-13-2012, 05:18 PM	#4
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,166 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	They should have many reservations...especially since I have no idea what I'll be doing yet...probably won't until after I'm done! But, I have a feeling that I'll be talking some about Abraham, Isaac, Moses, Jesus, and Black people. __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

09-13-2012, 06:53 PM	#5
E46tknv Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: New york Posts: 5,034 My Ride: Fst'r then your e46 View My Garage	Put me down as a maybe doug. Im off work at 8 and im around the edison area. But you have to buy me drinks __________________ .:Eugene:. I used to be an e46 owner. I love this one more. Have headers? Cant pass inspection? Need custom stickers made? or need your wheels brought back to life?

09-13-2012, 07:49 PM	#6
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,166 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Shirley Temples? You got it! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

09-14-2012, 05:03 AM	#7
avincent52 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 242 My Ride: 325iT 5 speed/Sport View My Garage	So a priest, a rabbi and a BMW mechanic walk into a bar... And what about that Snooki? Isn't she something? I thought she was into BMWs but it turns out she wasn't saying "guibo" she was saying "guido." Thanks folks, DMax is here all week, so try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress--and won't she be glad this is a comedy club and not a mohel convention? bada boom....

09-15-2012, 07:21 AM	#9
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,166 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	I thought I was buying you an M, Eugene, and now you want me to commit a felony too? Sounds fair! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

09-15-2012, 08:17 AM	#10
jerseyzillest Registered User Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Jersey Posts: 1,532 My Ride: 325 CI View My Garage	I'll be there this time!! __________________ ^Taken with iPhone^ :rofl:

09-15-2012, 10:49 AM	#11
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,166 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Nice! I hope I won't say anything to offend you too badly! __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

09-15-2012, 10:57 AM	#12
Chrisl1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nj Posts: 18 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	I just started working in Union, is the Comedy Cove any good? This may be something cool to go check out after I get out of work that night. Ya can check my car too since you are performing double duty as a stand up and mechanic lol

09-15-2012, 12:41 PM	#13
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,166 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Well, first, Chris, I'd be happy to check your car...and second, I think any Comedy Club is as good as the guys on stage! The prices are much better than in NYC, there have been some very interesting comics, the room is clean, the parking is free, and it's easy to get to. By and large the comics have been good and better, but almost every show I've been in has has one or two comics who are horrible...I mean frighteningly not funny. There was the world's first transgender comedian doing her/his first night...she/he was pretty interesting although incredibly not funny...like even worse than me...'that' not funny. Hope you can make it. __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax

09-16-2012, 06:40 PM	#14
Chrisl1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nj Posts: 18 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	geesh, let's hope the trans gendered comic doesn't show then....

09-16-2012, 07:22 PM	#15
E46tknv Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: New york Posts: 5,034 My Ride: Fst'r then your e46 View My Garage	Dmax is a character. Definently worth seeing his stand ups.ill b there doug. Im serious about the felony. And i have an m already __________________ .:Eugene:. I used to be an e46 owner. I love this one more. Have headers? Cant pass inspection? Need custom stickers made? or need your wheels brought back to life?

09-17-2012, 02:01 PM	#16
Russian172 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Aurora, IL Posts: 1,119 My Ride: Flying brick View My Garage	better joke about e46F this time __________________ Need a bearing tool in Chicago-land ?http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=964450 Find bmw wheel style here http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=987999

09-17-2012, 06:57 PM	#18
Chrisl1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nj Posts: 18 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	It's starting to look like there's gonna be a car meet in the parking lot at the Comedy Cove.

09-18-2012, 06:43 AM	#19
TOMMY G Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Union County Posts: 4,100 My Ride: 2011 BMW 335 6MT View My Garage	I can walk there...I could bring some seriously wacked out friends you could use for material __________________ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Colema...38850769626785

09-18-2012, 09:28 AM	#20
pMak26 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 787 My Ride: '99 M3, '07 r6 View My Garage	how much is it? __________________ Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Base (SuperFlo Dyno: 211whp/199.5wtq) PSS9s . Porterfield pads . Enkei's . M50 . Schroth belts

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