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Old 08-10-2012, 11:39 AM   #21
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you'll learn your roommate's class schedule and while he's at chem lab you'll have time to spank it back in your bunk bed. just hope he doesn't get out early or you may get caught. i almost did once, was kind of like the scene in tommy boy where richard jumps back into bed after whacking it to the pool lady. good times.
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Yea, Billy Ray, like mentioned before, you sort of have the answer right in front of you.

Obviously you can't make noise, but there will be almost no noise, hardly even a light little scratching, from a cicada up your butt...fortunately you've got lots of them around.

Very funny, but for some reason, I thought of this idea yesterday, but yesterday, Romney was using the cicada. Just wash it off first is all.

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Old 08-10-2012, 05:25 PM   #33
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Lucky for me, I wasn't given a roommate this semester! I get to have my own college queen to fap on!
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So, this whole thread was a troll? Billy Ray, I was trying to help you...and now I see that effort was wasted. tsk.

Still, though, having lived in Missouri for 15 years, I know that many there use cicadas for sexual gratification...quite publicly too. If you're a little queasy about it, just cut their wings off...they live for quite long, quite contentedly without them I hear from reliable sources in the Romney camp.
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So, this whole thread was a troll? Billy Ray, I was trying to help you...and now I see that effort was wasted. tsk.

Still, though, having lived in Missouri for 15 years, I know that many there use cicadas for sexual gratification...quite publicly too. If you're a little queasy about it, just cut their wings off...they live for quite long, quite contentedly without them I hear from reliable sources in the Romney camp.
Nah, I just found out this afternoon that I was to be single for the semester. Last night I was rooming in my friend's room so I needed the help.

Dmax, I must say, there are so many babes here. I am stoked! Live long and beagle, amirite?
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Nah, I just found out this afternoon that I was to be single for the semester. Last night I was rooming in my friend's room so I needed the help.

Dmax, I must say, there are so many babes here. I am stoked! Live long and beagle, amirite?
Take pictures of their butts.

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Can you recommend me a good camera for pictures of butts?
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Wes, I don't think you trained him that well. He'll read your post and come here with a series on beagle butts...I just know!

Billy Ray, I was very fond of many Missouri women. Your cali panache will impress them initially...until they learn how witty you are!

Since you're in a dorm, I don't think you can keep a beagle, but you could get a blow up beagle...walk it around and make the convo with the ladies about it. Pay particular attention to the ladies that don't seem to notice it's just an inflatable...they'll be the ones so into you, they didn't pay attention. :shhhh:
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