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Old 08-10-2012, 11:22 PM   #41
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If your room mate was jacking it and you were still awake and could hear, would you say something or just let him go?
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Old 08-10-2012, 11:30 PM   #42
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Old 08-11-2012, 05:27 AM   #44
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When I was in college i couldn't sleep. I laid there for hours wide awake deep in my thoughts. Apparently 3:30am was my roommates jackoff time as I guess that was when I was normally deep in sleep.


I laid there silently and awkwardly as I listened to his comforter move up and down. 2 minutes later it was over.


I didn't think twice about it. Fell asleep, woke up, life moved on.


The only thing is now I've made a game out of trying to beat his time. 34 seconds baby.


Just do it.
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:36 AM   #45
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When I was in college i couldn't sleep. I laid there for hours wide awake deep in my thoughts. Apparently 3:30am was my roommates jackoff time as I guess that was when I was normally deep in sleep.


I laid there silently and awkwardly as I listened to his comforter move up and down. 2 minutes later it was over.


I didn't think twice about it. Fell asleep, woke up, life moved on.


The only thing is now I've made a game out of trying to beat his time. 34 seconds baby.


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Old 08-11-2012, 07:48 AM   #46
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Old 08-11-2012, 01:59 PM   #47
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slip him a mickey, bust a nut in the mayo...................you will enjoy having him around more for suspense purposes
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Old 08-11-2012, 05:58 PM   #49
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can't see pic ,
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