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Old 09-13-2012, 02:37 AM   #21
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:39 AM   #22
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:04 AM   #23
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:10 AM   #24
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:38 AM   #25
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:12 AM   #26
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:13 AM   #27
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:18 AM   #28
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:25 AM   #29
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I would have checked the MSDS first before spraying your penis with that stuff.

However its an interesting idea....
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:08 AM   #33
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+1 did you guys wrestle around in the garage with no shirts on slapping each other in the face with it before you jammed it in your azz a bent it around for a pic?

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Old 09-13-2012, 08:36 AM   #34
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damn that penis is so ricey... granny-jerking not double fisting like you should. your lucky you didn't blow the welds on the urethra... i live my life a quarter mile at a time, looks like you live yours 4"
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