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Old 09-13-2012, 04:12 PM   #1
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dmax...serious! Thursday 9/27--Springfield, NJ

Seriously, another showtime for me...

Once again at my favorite Comedy shop...coz it's closest to me!


The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Ave
Springfield, NJ

8:00 p.m. Note: I'd originally said 8:30! It is 8:00!

$5 with reservations/ $7 without (and 2 drink minimum...which I don't think they enforce too seriously)

Please call ahead for reservations (973)-376-3840


I know many of you have been feeling a sense of overwhelming guilt about my other performances, where you decided seeing a game was more important than pretending to laugh at my alleged humor. This is your chance to finally break down, have some drinks, and even things up with the Almighty.

Hope you can make it!

Oh, and if you do...and if you have car issues...I'd be glad to have a look see afterwards...seriously! I know stuff!
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:16 PM   #2
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Bump!

I will add this to my Stand Up thread.
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:14 PM   #3
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It was good of you to have a hotline for people to call to overcome their reservations


Have a great show; hope you get a lot of


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Old 09-13-2012, 06:18 PM   #4
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They should have many reservations...especially since I have no idea what I'll be doing yet...probably won't until after I'm done!

But, I have a feeling that I'll be talking some about Abraham, Isaac, Moses, Jesus, and Black people.
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:53 PM   #5
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Put me down as a maybe doug. Im off work at 8 and im around the edison area. But you have to buy me drinks
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:49 PM   #6
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Shirley Temples? You got it!
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Old 09-14-2012, 06:03 AM   #7
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So a priest, a rabbi and a BMW mechanic walk into a bar...
And what about that Snooki? Isn't she something? I thought she was into BMWs but it turns out she wasn't saying "guibo" she was saying "guido."

Thanks folks, DMax is here all week, so try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress--and won't she be glad this is a comedy club and not a mohel convention? bada boom....
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Old 09-14-2012, 06:46 AM   #8
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Shirley Temples? You got it!
Make it a few long island iced teas and im there

and ill let you take a look at my car.
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Old 09-15-2012, 08:21 AM   #9
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I thought I was buying you an M, Eugene, and now you want me to commit a felony too? Sounds fair!
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Old 09-15-2012, 09:17 AM   #10
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Nice! I hope I won't say anything to offend you too badly!
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I just started working in Union, is the Comedy Cove any good? This may be something cool to go check out after I get out of work that night. Ya can check my car too since you are performing double duty as a stand up and mechanic lol
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Well, first, Chris, I'd be happy to check your car...and second, I think any Comedy Club is as good as the guys on stage! The prices are much better than in NYC, there have been some very interesting comics, the room is clean, the parking is free, and it's easy to get to.

By and large the comics have been good and better, but almost every show I've been in has has one or two comics who are horrible...I mean frighteningly not funny. There was the world's first transgender comedian doing her/his first night...she/he was pretty interesting although incredibly not funny...like even worse than me...'that' not funny.

Hope you can make it.
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geesh, let's hope the trans gendered comic doesn't show then....
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Dmax is a character. Definently worth seeing his stand ups.ill b there doug. Im serious about the felony. And i have an m already
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better joke about e46F this time
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better joke about e46F this time
...so I'm on this car forum with like 200K people worldwide. Anyway, about a year ago, I find out that like half of the guys on this site...guys I've helped...guys I've become 'friends' with...turns out...half of them are having sex with beagles.

The other half I'm not sure about, though I think a good half of those who aren't into beagles, sort of, you know, find a way to have sex with their cars. Saw one guy discretely lubricating his exhaust tip at a car meet. I did not want to ask what he was doing. Another, I swear, got off just polishing his, uh, wheels. Wheels...seriously...from polishing his wheels.

Right there in public. In front of other guys...and he's polishing his wheels.

I guess that's better than beagle sex, although I'm not so sure.




Something like that okay?
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It's starting to look like there's gonna be a car meet in the parking lot at the Comedy Cove.
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I can walk there...I could bring some seriously wacked out friends you could use for material
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