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Old 03-17-2013, 06:49 PM   #1
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"sitfresh" commercial wtf?

saw a commercial for this a couple of times on tv, couldnt believe its actually real.

love the "residue" on the skin diagram...



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Old 03-17-2013, 06:51 PM   #2
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Old 03-17-2013, 07:00 PM   #3
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Old 03-17-2013, 09:13 PM   #4
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Girl #1 has a bad accent. She's probably an Aussie with a put American accent.

TP is extremely unhealthy for your bot.
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Old 03-17-2013, 09:21 PM   #5
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Girl #1 has a bad accent. She's probably an Aussie with a put American accent.

TP is extremely unhealthy for your bot.
I didn't notice it at first, but after reading your comment and watching the vid again, I think you're right. Good observation!
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Old 03-17-2013, 09:59 PM   #6
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why is TP bad for your butt?
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Old 03-17-2013, 10:11 PM   #7
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^ exactly what she says in the ad. Residue, wiping against your but-hole can cause irritation, roids and disease.

I didn't say I could give you better solutions, just that it's not the best solution!

(Time your poops with your shower )
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Old 03-17-2013, 10:17 PM   #8
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Old 03-17-2013, 10:28 PM   #9
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^ exactly what she says in the ad. Residue, wiping against your but-hole can cause irritation, roids and disease.

I didn't say I could give you better solutions, just that it's not the best solution!

(Time your poops with your shower )

We can now have one of those awkward convos at a bar if I ever visit Australia.
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Old 03-17-2013, 10:29 PM   #10
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It lacked the thoughts of a satisfied user. They should of used the Aussie girl for it.
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Old 03-18-2013, 10:00 AM   #11
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You take dumps in your shower?
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I wipe until very little... residue... is left on the toilet paper, then I follow up with these:





Half the price of other flushable wipes and they do just as good of a job. Besides... you get more in a pack with a SEALABLE ZIPPER, which Charmin does not have and results in a half-dry wipe (first world problem, I know).
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You take dumps in your shower?
Erm.... poop then shower.
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