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Old 09-26-2012, 09:16 AM   #61
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She is the mother of my child. She will Getty most of it any way. Yrs, there will be a prenump
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:23 AM   #62
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"I'm going to keep this short and sweet, but I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. Everything from the way you [cute thing appropriate to discuss in public] to how you [other appropriate cute thing]. We've been through a lot and I look forward to much more. So... what I'm trying to say, [girlfriend name], is that I want you to marry me and be my wife."
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:32 AM   #63
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:01 AM   #64
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say something sweet about the first few times you hung out, say something unique about her that no other girl has made you feel and just propose. it doesn't need to be a huge speech.

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Old 09-26-2012, 10:02 AM   #65
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I thought this was going to be a thread about airbags.
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Griffin, you better get a ****ing video of this **** and post it up here.

Heres what you should say:

"Ive put my wiener in a lot of living things, well onetime she was asleep so she said......anyways. I want to be with you..............Microwave"


Bitches love microwaves
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:58 AM   #67
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woudl it be rude to ask for a sandwich after the fact?
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:04 AM   #69
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:04 AM   #70
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it will be in the bay area. but i will not have more than about 30 people there.

I will be propsing in Healdsburg.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:05 AM   #71
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it will be in the bay area. but i will not have more than about 30 people there.

I will be propsing in Healdsburg.
Wedding Crashers anyone?
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:07 AM   #73
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Definitely unique...
i wanted something that alot of people don;t have. This is the origin of the ring, but I am having it handmade by a jeweler and he is goign to tweak it a bit and do some engravings.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:07 AM   #74
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there will be some single hotties with large breats there, all drinking lots of wine and wanting you to show off your balloon animal.
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I have no words of wisdom to offer, but would like to say Congrats! (maybe early but wtf.) and Best of Luck.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:09 AM   #77
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I have no words of wisdom to offer, but would like to say Congrats! (maybe early but wtf.) and Best of Luck.
thanks for the honesty.
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