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Old 10-01-2012, 09:34 PM   #21
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this contest is gonna lead to nothing good.

i stop fapping for 2 weeks, then find a fat chick to get off guilt-free (kinda guilt-free).
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:37 PM   #22
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Does it count if you wrap your dick in prosciutto and fvck a melon?
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:09 PM   #28
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I'm out. Fapped twice today, even tho I got laid last night.

Tomorrow is a new day. I will try this no fap for the rest of the month...
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