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Old 10-03-2012, 04:47 PM   #81
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I know a couple of trannies in Rio that would love to get their grubby lil...er....big....hands on you.
i would go balls deep in their butthoewl right now.

my GF is mad at me right now, so I have to go buy her some flowers and get soem ass.

my penis is going to explode.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:24 PM   #87
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i would go balls deep in their butthoewl right now.

my GF is mad at me right now, so I have to go buy her some flowers and get soem ass.

my penis is going to explode.

Ut oh! I have a remedy. Wait until she goes to sleep......eat the vag while she is snoring.....slip the noose......wrangle the bull, then eat a burger. That's what I do when my g/f is mad a me.

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Ut oh! I have a remedy. Wait until she goes to sleep......eat the vag while she is snoring.....slip the noose......wrangle the bull, then eat a burger. That's what I do when my g/f is mad a me.
that is too much work. I will spend 8 dolalrs on flowers at trader joes. HAve her make me dinner. blow me, fvck me and then I will finish in ass or mouth.
then have her make me desert and then go to bed.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:30 PM   #89
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that is too much work. I will spend 8 dolalrs on flowers at trader joes. HAve her make me dinner. blow me, fvck me and then I will finish in ass or mouth.
then have her make me desert and then go to bed.
Don't forget the debate. Maybe you could do some of that during it?

I guess 'making you desert' means you hope she'll suck you dry, right? Don't forget to wash up afterwards!
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Don't forget the debate. Maybe you could do some of that during it?

I guess 'making you desert' means you hope she'll suck you dry, right? Don't forget to wash up afterwards!
nope. making desert is makeing desert. I have a craving ffor a banana cream pie. She will suck my dry. always does.
I might wash up or I will linger in the stink for a bit.
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nope. making desert is makeing desert. I have a craving ffor a banana cream pie. She will suck my dry. always does.
I might wash up or I will linger in the stink for a bit.
I've lingered in stink for a couple of days before. My uniform pants were a dead giveaway. A buddy was like, "Dude! You smell like a mixture of dick and vag! You should be ashamed of yourself."

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